Monkeys Fist

How do we know he’s actually dead and not just miming?

I mean, if they don’t paint the bar in our colours can you really call it “away friendly”?

So Tough was a winter season soundtrack album - fantastic.

If he’s a fairly shy, reserved type, tell him to look at the positives- a little bit of notoriety is an opportunity to expand his social circle.

When you call him under no circumstances, must you think of that scene from Ace Ventura pet detective?

Tell him he’ll be the butt of some jokes as nobody had him pegged as being in to that kind of thing. Then tell him he’s got to own it- send an email to all involved apologising and saying next year he’ll make sure to do his Mother’s Day shopping privately.

For years Peters thought he was a leading light in interracial relations singing with his black partner.

NUFC has links to Durham. We should send a team of juniors and show them what a real club friendly is, and also paste every other fucker there

Actual runny shite.

Who’s this cunt?

Just tell her that male monogamy is what the Illuminati want, then get stuck in to her sisters.

Just seen this. Hell of a voice.

What’s your biggest ever lump of smeg, then?

And we all know how unlikely they are to change any time soon. Fucking great isn’t it?

Veni vidi defaecare via est.

I reckon he’d just scream and jump back in the fridge.

Shirley that’s its purpose?

Are you off your tits again?

I’ve done quite a bit of reading on Roman Britain, and the Roman names of places throughout the region. Newcastle obviously was Pons Aelius, its suburbs Wallsend and Benwell were Segedunum and Condercum, Corbridge was Corstopitum, then you’ve got places like Vindolanda that didn’t last through to the modern age. It’s weird that I’ve never seen the Roman name for sunderland listed in any book or paper on Roman Britain… I know they didn’t bother naming insignificant little settlements that served them no purpose, but that can’t be the case with such a cultural and industrial hub as sunderland , can it?

Renton - “ Whilst the data for clearing earwax is inconclusive, the risk of setting your head on fire is a positive 85%. “

Is that from Viz? Can I buy them from World of Wasps?