Monkeys Fist

No worries lads Agree with Alex's post mind. Still can't get me head around how upsetting this is.

No disrespect intended here in the least. I was struggling to make any sense of it, and still am tbh. All correct though, I'll make no more comments in that regard.

When was that taken ?

It's Mrs. Gemmill I feel sorry for. Congratulations mate.

Oh aye. Silly me

If that's the case, the "journalist" involved wants to have a long , hard look at themselves, as they've been directly responsible for a man taking his life. I'm assuming it was NOTW.

What rumour?

The only cases I've heard of where people hang themselves without intending to kill themselves have all involved auto-erotic asphyxiation. Aye, me too.

You're not alone in thinking along those lines Ant Given the " out of the blue" nature every comment on it by those who were close to him over the course of the day, I've wondered if it wasn't a horrible accident, a hanging, but not intending to kill himself. In a way, I hope this turns out to be the case, as at least his wife kids will know he didn't leave them intentionally.

Fucking Hell. Utterly shocked RIP

Happy with that. A penalty at The Ground Where (Added) Time Stands Still - rarer than hens teeth. Is rarer even a word?

Eh?

Nice one. Have asked Pimp Daddy Hughton for one of his NUFC ones?

Cant see Mick Lowes ever using it mind.

Due to her appearances on the show, she's been asked to endorse a new Fatima Whitbread Breakfast Cereal. *may contain nuts*

Near Dosforth, dupid!

Watched Fatima showering on that jungle show , thinking " mustn't get a stiffy, mustn't get a stiffy!" She fucking did though.

It boils my piss that Radio Newcastle has the mackems on like. Anyone from outside the region might get the erroneous impression that sunderland wasn't a significant enough place to have its own BBC station , and that would be wrong , wouldn't it?

Mrs. Fist has been banging on about a night out for ages, so today while she was at work I had the locks changed. Sorted.

Opened this on my phone, scrolled up from the last post, and I knew from the kind of tarts he'd posted ,before I saw his avatar, that Wordplay/grumpyarse/ whateverhe'scalled had posted them. Having said that, I'd bang the crap out of no.3.

This tat is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in ink… http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/a-tattoo-artists-revenge-on-his-cheating-girlfrie?s=mobile

Can we build on these