Monkeys Fist

Watched a documentary on this bloke last night. https://www.mi5.gov.uk/output/documents-from-the-chapman-case.html Pretty incredible story.

Not enough Asians in the team.

middle quarter, not his feet If you're suggesting he may be of (stereo)typical Asian endowment, there's going to be a lot of disappointed fans on the #GayForCabaye hashtag. Expalins the popularity of the pencil grip over there.

I didn't know that. I like India, and I like Indians generally apart from when you ring Virgin Media. It was said a decade ago that Leeds, Bradford and Birmingham/Villa would produce Asian players, not sure what went wrong there. They're shite at football. My arms only come down to the bottom of my rib cage, less of the flid references please. Just a bit of armless fun man. A contradiction in terms for those of us who wish we could masturbate. You need one of these then Stumpy (SFW)

I didn't know that. I like India, and I like Indians generally apart from when you ring Virgin Media. It was said a decade ago that Leeds, Bradford and Birmingham/Villa would produce Asian players, not sure what went wrong there. They're shite at football. My arms only come down to the bottom of my rib cage, less of the flid references please. Just a bit of armless fun man.

So you'll wait til we're not doing well and then moan about it eh? Probably As well as a Toon fan, I'm also an SD employee. So. Yeahhhhhhh - Where's my SD title image icon? You a fan of Ronnie Coleman too? and anagrams? Nice avatar Salty

middle quarter, not his feet

:lol; Looks like Engelbert Humperdink too, definate porvort!

Would you class that as sitting or standing? Tough call. semi-recumbent?

But his lass is a hideous munter? It'll be him

oldie but goodie

Seen his lass?

Little bald bloke, about 5'6"? Seen him buying organic bog roll etc in Sainsburys. Gimptastic. Same fella I think, aye. Must work in Gateshead as well. I'm surprised the little mincer doesn't get filled in tbh. Reminds me of this feckin' spunk-bubble whenever I see him, which is a valid enough reason want to punch him

A wank?

Seems Freddie is allergic to camel toe- euphemism? Chez, its about that show " I'm a Desperate Case, Get Me Air Time"

New jacket for winter graft.

I'd guess there're still neck deep in ale. kebab. Edit; just realised the time.

Utterly perplexed by the workings of Mrs. F's mind. She was given a small, hand turned bowl , much like the one pictured, a few years ago. It has sat in a cupboard, unused, out of sight, neglected, ever since. I started using it a couple of months ago to keep bulbs of garlic in, to stop the bits of flaky skin going all over the bench. It's been sat, in full view, on the kitchen bench next to things she uses every day. This evening I went to make our meal, and it's gone. I ask where it is, and it's back in the cupboard. " The garlic will make it smell!", says she. I tried explaining that garlic, uncut, uncooked, and in a bulb, has little to no smell, certainly not enough to taint a bowl, but no, suddenly after 2-3 months, I am at risk of rendering the bowl " unusable". So she's put it back in the cupboard, where it sits , UNUSED!!!!! 15 years of living together , and she is still utterly unfathomable.

Can't your workmates help

More amusing is that 2J watches wrestling * prays to fuck it was wrestling *

I prefer Cake tbh.

Running? Foot Wanker!