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Øyvind the Wrongun.

Sexual slander from the Gay Viking.

Taken from "Macilvaney on Boxing" which is as brilliant as this article suggests. Theres an article on Johnny Owen from Merthyr, who died in the ring in LA in 1980 in front of his father who trained him. Cried my eyes out after reading that, beautifully and sensitively written. http://www.amazon.co.uk/McIlvanney-Boxing-Mainstream-Sport-Hugh/dp/1840186054/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1320791539&sr=8-1 Tommy Owen, Bloody Hell. Remember the joke that around at the time?

And you can fuck off too. They think we're mackems man!

Fuck off, twice.

Durham fucking County?? GTF.

Cracking article that Meenzer. Good find.

Tunguska? That was a crashed UFO man Too many spliffs in front of the discovery channel I think. Divvint worry we've all been there Sorry, my mistake, it was a micro-black hole passing through the earth.

Might be nice hoyed in a paella. The clamato, not the vodka.

Tunguska? That was a crashed UFO man

Mackem, wasn't he?

Put me right off my stroke there like Deaders.

The utter lack of irony or self awareness in that post would be staggering from anyone else. Since it's from our very own Randall P McMurphy it's about par for the course. Time for your meds

It's your massive cock.

Posted from the pub.

Just when I hope to retire, bugger! It is a bit too close for comfort mind.

Guard dogs.......

Amen sister

I don't really give a toss what you are doing this Sunday, or any other Sunday, tbh. I'm not answerable to you anyway chum, if you occasionally made a sensible post about something, I might find the time to give you a few seconds of my time. So why ask me, you crazy old drunk! I hope you give your carer extra pay to type this shit for you. what is wrong with socialising in a pub ? Don't you do it, or do you sit in front of your PC drinking instead ? Anyway, your last comment only proves your immaturity, its pathetic. You asked me what I am doing this weekend, you are presuming I will do nothing with regard to showing respects to those who died in World Wars, you are wrong. You know nothing about me, and you won't find out anything about me either. I stand by what I say. I think the anti-west stance taken by some people, and their support for those who are seeking to erode our standards and regard for human life in the west as compared to other tinpot countries and misguided lunatics including people who heckle our troops knowing they can't fire back at them, who live here but call somewhere else "home", and I'm not just talking about message boards I'm talking about in real life, shameful. WTF? You really are insane, I'm a little worried for you now Leazes, truly I am. Who said owt about pubs? What on earth are you babbling on about in the last bit?

Kuk-torpedo innkommende..... Dykk!Dykk!Dykk!

His last opportunity for touching his fans.

Ta på meg, (ta på meg), ta meg på, (ta på meg), jeg vil være borte i en dag eller to.