Monkeys Fist

I want to know what Jan was doing hanging round an overgrown graveyard? Clearly not looking for stiffs.

fuck me! I'll keep an eye out for the Bush Meat Butchers stall.

Yo , Who is you calling blud, you jive assed,cracker bitch? Don' make me come ova there...

Might nip in myself tomorrow if I get a flyer. You've got me hankering for dead marsupial.

I've not been there this year tbh. How much are they asking for the 'Roo steaks?

Garden landscaping? Charity Fundraiser.

The Kangaroo is tasty too. I used to have the steaks in Fox Talbot restaurant, never had Springbok like.

What did you think of it Johnny? It's quite strongly flavoured. Had a lot of boar pate and sausage in France.

Shifted some massive birds nests, jet washed a building, all with a little abseiling thrown in. My hoop is throbbing

ah christ i hate them, especially the ones who try and use some sort of banter to draw you in. Normally i'd ignore em like but i couldn't resist the one that hassled me last time i was in cardiff waiting on someone Flyer Gimp : "ah hey man nice shirt, ac/dc are awesome i love John Bonham! i seen them in cardiff last year" Me: "Ah cheers man big fan then aye?" Flyer Gimp: "yeah! oh hey your not from around here" Me: "naw, here ya know something else?" Flyer Gimp: "whats that!" Me: "the guy on my t-shirt you're thinking of Bon Scott, John Bonham was in led zep" Flyer Gimp: "oh yeah yeah here we're doing this deal..." Me: "ah just one more thing, the guy on my shirt is neither of them that's angus young, and unlike the other two is still alive" Flyer Gimp: "err aye, well i had a go!" Me: "you did" *puts headphones back on and waited for him to take the hint he'd failed miserably to establish a rapport*

Nothing from Kevin for a while. Do you think they got the little winnit? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-15284199

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Haven't read the thread, but I'll add; Raging Bull Scarface The Elephant Man Bladerunner Blood Simple Full Metal Jacket Mississippi Burning Once upon a Time in America ( takes as long to type it as watch it!) Mona Lisa Platoon Edit; And I know it was made in '79, but I didn't see it til a few years later, so I'm having Apocalypse Now.

Cancel it mate. Seriously. You'll be far better off staying in the city centre or Jesmond, the Novotel is stuck on a roundabout next to the A1, other than Mcd's your fucked for food etc. Try Laterooms

I know compared to the top 4, but I'd say after that we are still the biggest draw TV wise. So if it did happen, we mightn't do too badly out of it. It'd be interesting to see the official figures.

Do we still pull in big TV viewing figures?

If there's two of you, have you thought about a serviced apartment? You can usually get one on laterooms for about £70 a night, which makes them reasonable for two.

10 minutes in a taxi.