Monkeys Fist

Fixed

Ba Ba Ba !!!

Ba Ba

Sooo, Parky. You hidden the salami yet?

Sorry Salty. I made an ill judged crack about thus another thread, now deleted. I'm not a pet person, which isn't really an excuse. Poor taste from me. I solly.

She'll have had her work cut out for her.

Nutter.

Was working on an apartment block in City Centre last week- someone had a fully decorated Christmas Tree up in their front room. ( sure there's a thread about this, but whenever I put Christmas tree into search it just comes back with "massive flounce")

Just seen D. Custard driving through Forest Hall in the Ranger Ranger. It looks a bit shit tbh.

Abseil

Give it a try. Tip; put Vaseline on your digit before you throw it up the poop chute

Todays news- Whoa Susanna

oy vey!

Dont talk to commies. Fourth rule is…

My Left Foot. It's about an Irish spacka. You'll love it.

I didn't just go to Sydney for a lass you Doyle. And bugger off sunshine, I'm not providing you with softcore wanking material. You can trust me Fish, I was in Cubs. and I'm desperate

Exacterapically! I wouldn't mind sharing, nee cocky touchies though. Looks like you've already had an eyeful I got so worked up I had to give myself a wee "abseil"

Exacterapically! I wouldn't mind sharing, nee cocky touchies though.

I'd give her a pinky.

Ahem!! PM.

Carlton Cole.

Not like I didn't give fair warning. I kna, don't know whats wrong with me. Maybe you just like looking at men's cocks?

I'm sure we'll get by Leazes, with a little help from our friends.

Not like I didn't give fair warning.