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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Take another pic with I am not Paul Wyn written on some paper then people will believe you're you. It's not difficult so don't make excuses that you can't do it. Howay Stevie, think about it man. One inadvertant micro twitch of Salty's thigh-like arms and the paper would be confetti in a nanosecond. And if he used black ink he'd be unable to control the roidrage.
  2. "• 12/05/2011 – Thursday 18:54 He doesn’t have a pancreas" … out of them all, for some reason this made me giggle
  3. Then, when they're no longer able to work, kill them. Jawohl Fuhrer.
  4. I'm guessing you also think " Arbeit Macht Frei"?
  5. Fucking hell! Bad shit Was it not on CCTV?
  6. Given his diet, CT's logs would make McKeith shudder.
  7. The colour of string they use as dog leads.
  8. I told her jizz was low fat and good for the heart. She swallowed it.
  9. Love owt like this. Is that angry road bloke CT?
  10. Mrs. Fist has lost her voice due to a sore throat… … Reeeesult
  11. "Marzipan is a private matter between a man and his conscience"
  12. Marzipan = Cake Smeg. Nay, nay and thrice nay.
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