Monkeys Fist

Be a nightmare to organise, but something like this with" Fat Bastard" instead. I'd love to see the stewards remove that!

Aye. Take it down man Saltwater.

Oh Colo!

Am I alone in thinking it's a bit wrong posting that pic, given the background of how it came to be online?

Did your boyfriend kick the shit out of you when he found out?

I have seen the future… We want pics mind Parky.

Carroll. Without the injuries and arrests.

No I'm with the missus. The other day she remarked that she'd never seen me "So on message in our time together as I am now". That bothered me a bit as well. Tbh you should dump for that.

My Parky-sense is telling me there is an interesting back story here spill It's no thing but............ A couple of weeks ago I was introduced to a half Italian bird and when I went to the bar, she'd moved seats and placed herself next to me. My mate Andreas seeing the danger started to talk loudly about Mrs P and her boyfriend (who wasn't there) and how big he was and how he liked his 'heavy metal' and so on...A is good at the warding off...Truth be known this irritated me a bit...And a big monster rose up in me and wanted to shout out "I am a free man!!!" We moved on to a couple of other bars and I started to drink heavily and before long she was sitting in me lap and gave me a peck on the cheek and later a cheeky kiss (not a lingering one).... Anyway she texted me today and wants to meet this weekend for a smoke and a few Guniness. Tricky one. I see your dilemma- Guiness first then smoke, or vice versa. If Mrs. P has a boyfriend, what's the beef? No the girl has... Huge geezer and a bit mad with it. Leather jacket an all that... Ah. Run awaaaaaaay! (after you've bummed her)

My Parky-sense is telling me there is an interesting back story here spill It's no thing but............ A couple of weeks ago I was introduced to a half Italian bird and when I went to the bar, she'd moved seats and placed herself next to me. My mate Andreas seeing the danger started to talk loudly about Mrs P and her boyfriend (who wasn't there) and how big he was and how he liked his 'heavy metal' and so on...A is good at the warding off...Truth be known this irritated me a bit...And a big monster rose up in me and wanted to shout out "I am a free man!!!" We moved on to a couple of other bars and I started to drink heavily and before long she was sitting in me lap and gave me a peck on the cheek and later a cheeky kiss (not a lingering one).... Anyway she texted me today and wants to meet this weekend for a smoke and a few Guniness. Tricky one. I see your dilemma- Guiness first then smoke, or vice versa. If Mrs. P has a boyfriend, what's the beef?

Mrs. Fist has agreed that when Salma finally succumbs to the barrage of filth and cockshots, I'm allowed a "free one". *torrent of emails breaks Internet*

Looky , no touchy. Bit flirt is good for the soul.

Can you do this, all day?

Mackem in Pieces.

I've honestly had daydreams about that very scene. I'll offer my services , free gratis an that, to rip the fucking thing down whenever, whoever, takes over. If I haven't retired by then

The drive from Fort William to Skye is pretty spectacular. Talisker Distillery on Skye too. If you go to Skye, the Cuillins are the biggest , but here … … is my favourite part of Skye. The stack is called the Old Man of Storr, in the North East of the island.

You've just MancMagged me. Didn't know she was a Ginner too! Not seen Superbad? Not yet but I will now

Since we're strolling down Archaeology Lane… Bang Tideh!

Collar and cuffs I wonder, or d'you think she bleached it ?

She's one for another, well-established thread on TT. Have we got a Manky Munter thread? Time to end Spooks like. As mentioned, was becoming a bit DRAMATIC.

Emma Stone … … Wow. Who is she?

Jesus. I have a day or two away from this thread and it turns into Acock'n'lips Now. Right. We've had a brunette day. Redheads/ Ginge Minge. Get busy pervs.