Monkeys Fist

You just know Kevin will be fizzing at the slit at the prospect of his first "works night out". He'll be splashing on the Lynx, hoping to get stuck into 22yr old Niamh, the sexy bird who has so far utterly ignored him. Next morning when he wakes up , suffocating under the left tit of the 40yr old munter who's so fat she has a double chin on her minge, he'll think " Shouldn't have had that second Blue WKD. "

That's why i said i was sick before i played, I don't think running about in the rain and wind helps recovery though. Don't be arguing with Dr. J. man! All is well in Fistworld, albeit a tad nippy. Edit; where's me burgershots Jan,hmm??

Comedy name, utter cunt. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked

It gave you the prawns?

Fuck me, that's a find. I tried to find one with a teddy bear on too, but had to settle for the bacon shed by it's lonesome.

for the biting Let me guess... are you into pegging? No sir. Chuck says different.

So, they do. http://untreaty.un.org/unts/60001_120000/26/25/00051223.pdf This could get meaty.

Does Italy have an extradition agreement with USA? If not, "may , could and probably" are academic really.

You are a true master my friend. 謝謝你瘋了

Nee repeaties man!

The composition on this would've been better if you'd been 4 ft to the left

Team Chin Minge!

Soy, teriyaki and honey- bit garlic and chilli, slow roast and baste regularly. It's pretty sweet so a bit lime juice over it at the end balances it up.

Piss poor effort Salty. Mrs. J is blonde.

A'Merkin Dentistry is an amazing thing.

Quite like this tbh…

We only know her as Jiggly Titted Beach Lass. There's a video of her in there.

Her face is, anyway. She has a face? Well I never…

1. Having bathed the chimplets, Mrs. Fist is putting them to bed. 2. Having filthy thoughts about Welsh bird on One show. 3. Need to load up the Fistmobile for graft tomorrow, but can't be arsed now. 4. Roasting a pork fillet in Teriyaki and Soy for dinner. 5. See 2.

Imagine your Ava, tanned and jiggly. Job done.

yeah i totally forgot if it was current :/ 1. i dont work a friday it's overtime 2. im going to have a bath but need a shit at the same time what do i do first 3. i got the fifa 12 demo as i cant afford the whole game yet 4. i smell of firbreglass resin 5. i had a wank about an hour ago. hope your happy now Should've combined 5 with second part of 2, then the first part. Clean abseil.

I sooo want you to be the son of #7 Women's Darts Rankings And be called Iam.

Peter Distzl " I will rape you"