Monkeys Fist

Fixed

Has your local just got a late license then, Leazes?

Apart from skin tone and their well kept teeth they're about as similar as Charles and Harry. Getaway, if that was on the CSI face recognition jiffy it would pop us as a dead match. Have you seen Crouching Tiger,Hidden Dragon? Its got Yun Fat Chow and Michelle Yeoh in, You'll love it

Wasn't Wee Man....... they'd know

A what? LOL His owld man has beaten us to it by several years

That's a fantastic shot JawD. Love it.

"I can see roight down yer dress.…" Oh god, mental imagery again

True like

I was staying 5 minutes from Stratford tube/DLR interchange thingy. Right next to the Stadium and a new shopping centre being built. Windmill Lane I think it was The current shops were bampsville.

He still wouldn't get a game.

Couldn't afford full bricks

He qualified last year didn't he? Who would he get to play against though?

What little I saw of it, I'd agree. Some plush apartment blocks, surrounded by crumbling slums.

The mental imagery that conjures… … cheers

Paully Wynn watching it with his pants round his ankles.

FYP You line em up …

I was in London for two days the other week, staying in Stratford. Saw several different blokes in NUFC shirts both days. ( none of them contractors btw, just kids and blokes in the street) I've only ever seen Wistaaam shirts in Newcastle when they played us. Have another pie Martin.

Speaking of testimonials and that, is Foluwashola not overdue his sell-out night?

Up the Arse Corner

fuckin hell How laddie! The spring chicken club do not appreciate such deprecatory remarks. Cheeky cernt.

Sorori fututio nil perceptum.… like.

safc players are too busy shooting up the locals with airguns to be scrapping.

Barton is a better footballer Would love to see Catts gan through the little scumbag in the opening minute You'll need to be in the pub early to make sure you get a good view.

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