Monkeys Fist

Heard rumours about this guy, but it's proving difficult to pin the tales down to anything factual.

I've been known to have bog roll hanging out me boot.

Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Wouldn't matter if I did, as I'm now totally hair-free for Jan

Had his velcro underpants on inside out. Aieeeee!

Snakey has just messed his keks.

Passed Leazes' gaff yesterday, he's made sure he'll be getting no more ragheed propaganda menus.

My cat preferences are;

A ban, even temporary, is perhaps a bit harsh. Could have this as their ava & sig for the time alloted

Lice & a Slice?

"When I get me moped out on the road oym gonna royd royd royd" Jasper Carrot. One for the older listeners There are so many things I hate about him,I don't know where to start

Why not? Trial it over summer

In the close season the single thing football fans discuss most is transfers either done deals or rumours. One or two things from so called ITK's may come off but I would say a majority ain't got a clue. Most names linked to NUFC will get debated on here as will where we need to strengthen and who should/shouldn't be sold. It would be pretty quiet on here without the twitter and transfer threads tho. If you can think of anything that would spark a good discussion then stick it up PM from Smooth Operator on its way....

We should burro him for the season, on loan.

Such an ass No need to be all donkey-haughty. He-aw he-aw he always is.

Yes, they clearly can. Is it your birthday soon? I forget.…

All that garden jazz and no external power point. Tsk tsk. Don't be giving him ideas man! CT joins Team DIY.

RIP CT ashes to be scattered outside Boldon Kebab House.

It gets better , band is The Flower Power. :smoke:

All that garden jazz and no external power point. Tsk tsk.

Waybulooo!!

Go and have a look at some at Sandy Lane. Clicky

Vango is a decent " proper" tent maker. Gelert are the cheaper end of the Market. If you've never been before, I'd go with your Mrs' plan and borrow the kit first.

Sold!