Monkeys Fist

Personality like a Lead Balloon

Aye, but he lifted him from the campsite's web page http://www.watersidefarm-campsite.co.uk/gallery.html Plagiarist!! I did wonder about Tubby in a canoe like

Can't claim credit for it , just found it on youtube

I hope you've tweeted that to him. Feel free, i registered with twitter but have never really used it

I'd let you do the graft then buy your product. On the recommendation of my personal sommelier, naturally.

Think he covered that with " prostitutes" , non?

What happens in Vegas …

700 beers ? Hire a van Mr. Meenz. A large one.

Serious transfer activity here

Stick me down for a Tenner.

Sitting outside the Tyne, drinking a pint of this They are having a Wylam Brewery beer festival all weekend, have set up an extra bar inside, and will have a cider bar under the arch. Bands and BBQ also. Chermpeeon!

Stroppy bugger that he is. Al dentes face for him.

Chuffed and relieved. Chuffed because Ive just finished a 4week full building clean (glass,cladding,steelwork, signs etc) on a new contract in Town. Relieved because it was an awkward job, and none of the problems we'd anticipated happened. Happy Monkey

Mrs Fist once described our garden as "overrun by Chlamydia ", bless.

Tickle her Clematis.

Theres a WWII prison camp museum near Hamsterley I think. Other than that …

I occasionally get problems loading threads on my iPhone. No trouble on my Pc.

If Jesmond, I'd take on 100+ no bother. Walker, maybe 10.

La di da. Actually,you're right. just read the blurb inside. Tasting notes : Look for Leather, tobacco and roasted nuts. Fuck. Off. It's fucking chocolate. Alex gave me a whisky book and one of the tasting notes inside it was something like 'old brass fittings in a smoke filled pub'. I've not been able to find it since since but he'll no doubt remember the whisky it was. Mental image of Oz Clark, whiskied up, licking the fixtures in the Clachaig before being unceremoniously hoyed oot.

Self deprecating Scouse wit, like it.

La di da. Actually,you're right. just read the blurb inside. Tasting notes : Look for Leather, tobacco and roasted nuts. Fuck. Off. It's fucking chocolate.

Co` latha breith sona dhuibh! …