Monkeys Fist

choppy waters out there skipper Choppy on the Briney, theres 20m waves of immigrants. Sand in the Vaseline- it's a rough passage! Arrrr!

Ship Ahoy!

The things you say. You're unbelievable. Purple prose Alex

City Quadrant. Opposite Life Centre. No ropes today, that's next month. Barrow is going to be shitty. Replacing insulation on the ropes inside a power station. Nasty.

Day one of a very good new contract in the City Centre. Yaaaay! Followed by 4 days subby work in Barrow in Furness. Boooo! Barrow is Cumbria's winnit.

We've all suspected this for some time. Go back Leazes, freedom isn't working for you. are you back in sticking up for your pals mode again - do they need your moral support Back in your box you crazy radge.

We've all suspected this for some time. Go back Leazes, freedom isn't working for you.

Cheers Bunter. Any more?

Didn't George Robledo have a brother who played for us? Just wondering when the last time brothers turned out for us? Edit; Robledo Brothers played in the 52 final, decent article about them here http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/footbal...ys-1094964.html

Strong supporter of UVF/LVF. He wore a black armband in 'honour' of Billy Wright in an Old Firm game a few days after his murder. He was probably in two minds about whether he should or not though.

Leazes is proper crazy like.

Tusday can't come enough speed. Keep voting!

Results not exactly great for us at the moment. Still safe Alan?

Don't do it Dadoon! Somebody cares Think of the children

It will simply make the Stoke fans extremely happy, and nowadays it's so rare that domestic trophies make the fans of the team that wins them, really happy. It's just a fact. Do you like felching? :lol: :D

Turns out the Bulgarian is deaf. His lass sent him out for sliced bread. I know. Sorry

I'm a bit constipated but… … I couldn't give a shit.

My Mrs. hates me calling her that too, but it is the only way to get her attention in a crowded supermarket.

Proud to be a Toony Cockney Child- " Gor Blimey, What's that geezer so happy about Daddy? Apples and Pears , Love a Duck. " Cockney Dad-" Knees up Mother Brown.His club haven't paid more than £20 grand wages a week to anyone, won nowt finished 10th. That's why he's happy. He's a Toony son. Jellied Eels,My old man's a dustman. "

Ladies and Gentlemen, May I introduce Boldon's latest Boy Band- The 'Uman Beens ™ TSY/MF productions

A swift google , seems Gwyny knows the entire lyrics to Straight Outta Compton. Muthafucka!

It's what comes from having both plug and socket.

No idea mate- Graham Norton, I was stabbing my eyes at the time

I have just seen Gwyneth Paltrow do a N.W.A. track on Norton. I shit thee not.