Monkeys Fist

Curry, beer, smokey-wokey, pokey-wokey. The Mandingo got flung about details would bore a man of your Dionysian taste Fish, old chap

You blew all your money in the first 24 hrs, didn't you Kevin? Bet you and me had more debauched weekends than this chancer. He probably spent half the time curled on the street outside a whorepit whining that he's made willywater in his pants

Poker face? Nah, got a titwank though!

DPed

Bunga Bunga time.

You blew all your money in the first 24 hrs, didn't you Kevin?

andato dove??

Except that little rash you picked up,eh?

I want a day by day, full account of your "awakening" in Amsterdam. Btw, the best selling Irish fiction is Ulysses, so you'll have to put some effort in kiddo.

Hmm, it seems to me she lived her life like … A barbiturate addled tart?

Err… word… bitches… Huggy Bear and shizzle ,like. Putting it on after my tea.

Might give it a go tonight. Cheers Wacky.

Can't wait to hear this like

Sooo, got Season 1 of The Wire as a pressie, how many seasons are there? Is it any good?

Cheers for the birthday niceys peeps. It is a scientifically proven fact that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.

Glad to see you'll be back in the public eye soon Nick-Kielce-Poland How much are they paying you?

Which one, Woody's Dad or E Howard Hunt? Edit; ah, just seen the above.

Cheers chaps. Just getting up now, slightly befuddled from last night's curry and beer fuelled fun.

How d'y like them apples Nick ? How massive is Sam Allardyce's head ? What is the Polish word for winnits Nick-Kielce-Poland?

Puzzler- Pig Embryo or Pork Scratching? Poll please Nick-Kielce-Poland

I'm hardcore. Duct tape or nothing.

Got Radio 6 Music on getting ready. Funktastic. Shame about Craig Charles. Currently playing Brothers Groove- The Brothers.