Monkeys Fist

I should know. I'm French Puff

Since May 17th I have been hanging off a gas storage vessel on the West Coast,getting blown horizontal by up to 50mph winds, whilst attempting to cut inspection hatches in the fucker. Back over there tomorrow for more Love it!

He can't be referring to us then

Rusty tache KSA? Do you Rim on the Runs too you dirty beggar?

I should know. I'm French Puff

Speaking of fucking magpies, you most definitely would...

Hope you had a good one Ant.

Style Mick's Boiler- comments please?

They're all dying to meet me, but I'm just a big Fecking tease.

Can't even claim Haggis, it's variously Lancastrian, French, Roman or Greek. Wikiclicky (I know, Wikipedia, but anything that winds up the PWs has to be true )

Blatant Lezza you like. * cue snakey going into convulsions. *

I just noticed the day you signed up. Are you a terrorist sympathiser? I am Bin Laden.

Do you mean facially Cath? Where's her face?

Been there Catmag. Sharp left hook in response and they don't do it again. Aaaaaanyway… Ay Caramba!

And the boiler's evils

This be them thar melons.

Blonde? Saw it last week and there was a tastic lass presenting. The regular boiler was giving her evils.

Whip em out of the lardy heifers sharpish, then grow them in lo-fat baby soup, Matrix stylee.

The thing is Rob, Venables has received different treatment upon release than other murderers. My brothers murderer will be released around 2027, having served his time. Fair enough. However, unlike Venables, he will have murder on his record, which any employer, landlord,etc will have to be informed of. This cannot be the case for Venables ( or Thompson). Their identity would be blown , so in effect, his record was wiped clean. He has been given more of a 2nd chance than a "normal" killer. He has fucked that chance up. His mate Thompson (Im assuming)hasn't, so some credit to him for that. Venables can get to fuck though.

I'm in no Doctor ( or ninjutsu master ) but is this not treating the symptom instead of the cause. In layman's terms " Eat less , fat bint"

Spoken like a fellow fatist.

Tell you what , if Normal Dave came out with the thread title as the Official Response he'd gain a few kudos points.

Let's not lose our heads over this… … damn wrong thread. Er, fucking Bulgarian Irish Muslim Sports Direct wearing cernts.

Good job my vessel is full of seamen, climb aboard shipmate. Ready about, Jibe Ho!