Monkeys Fist

Ladies and Gentlemen, May I introduce Boldon's latest Boy Band- The 'Uman Beens ™ TSY/MF productions

A swift google , seems Gwyny knows the entire lyrics to Straight Outta Compton. Muthafucka!

It's what comes from having both plug and socket.

No idea mate- Graham Norton, I was stabbing my eyes at the time

I have just seen Gwyneth Paltrow do a N.W.A. track on Norton. I shit thee not.

Jesus

Jimbo's Telly has the final word on these things.

NOOOOO Aw Ant I'd be seriously gutted. Whats up? With the tickets literally couldn't give one of them away, people with other commitments etc so just can't make it, couldn't be arsed heading down on my own so just thought fck it sold them on at the start of the week, bit of a bollocks really seeing as it's my bday weekend lol. Holiday clashes with some work stuff it would seem and it's too much hassle to get out of, going go visit my mate in cardiff at the start of July instead. I think Kevin is free that night. He does freebies?? Little fucker always charges me

Larry

Kelly Bundy eh? You dirty dog

See point 1, Merits.

Wouldn't complain tbh.

Maka Spaka and Wheysey Keysey

Saxon were OK, they were nee Magnum mind Whilst I would also rather chew Chez's arm off than go to a Def Leppard gig, I'd rather go to a Def Leppard gig than a Saxon one.

I have this pinned above the kitchen sink, for Mrs. Fist's easy reference. No.5 &7 in Demerits

If, at any time , one or more members of the band have assumed either of these stances… … it's Metal.

Any discussion of gash 80s metal is incomplete with Barnsley's finest.

The drummer felt the same way I heard.

Reminds me of that pundit bloke, Jamies whossisname…

That hit my laugh gland. But that one is Farrrrrr away

That hit my laugh gland.

Brilliant.

It's amazing how someone so gorgeous can come from a fatha like this. Takes after her Mam

Although I say so myself, and I do say so myself, I'm pretty damned neat at decorating. Should have come to me for advice kidda. However, it's not too late to give you this advice: stop using the term 'drops'. It's not clever, and it makes you sound gay Duly noted. Enjoy your afternoon "dream" Throw Christina into the mix and that's my wallpaper paste sorted.