Monkeys Fist

Cheers for that Morningwood HQ.

Three if they slide tackle Slug trails.

Do you like fishing?

That was fucking hanging that like

Extreme Dieting with CT Extreme Hide and Seek with Osama.

Two usually, innit?

Extreme Babysitting with Kate McCann

Still got to budget my little chum You're thinking you'll get a hooker like this You can afford this. At least she'll take her teeth out.

Extreme Driving with Henri Paul.

I'd watch that if Hermione was on it. [/ wrongun]

€64 a day. I'd take 7 envelopes, split your money into your daily nudget, and leave them in the hotel safe. If you have any left over each day, put it in your last nights envelope. Good luck. The free museums I mentioned, you're going to need them to pass the days, unless you're planning on spending 7 days in your hotel scratcher pulling yourself raw over all the fit Dutch birds.… at least that'll be cheap

Here to help ,you little shitbox. How long you going for?

aaaful them like Kinda thing Richard Hammond would wear to drop a caravan off a cliff or drive up a slope in a monster truck or whatever the fuck it is he does for a living . MancMag will have your eye out with them.

Has he filled out his E1-11? Does Londonderry have a Clap Clinic?

Now thats funny I am inside your head. I can control your actions

Kevin's going to get drunk on his first night, then spunk all his money on a tranny hooker. Rest of the week on hotel rations and free museums.

CT " What you doing?" Random " Packing up, the weather forecast says heavy rain, thunder and floods for the next week" CT " OOOOO, TEAM NEGATIVE!!"

The Illuminati are going to be seriously pissed they didn't make the 10.

I was going to vote in your humble, low paid working class poll Meenzer , but I can't as I broke my toe.

I'll bet our friend from Boldon is a "talker". Cheeky fuck I'm right though, aren't I ?

Was it the sexy kraut?

Kevin takes it anywhere he can get it. I fear for his anus in Amsterdam.

Double Dutch?