Monkeys Fist

CT in full mong mode. Like a slapped bitch.

"When you're walking down the runway, what's going through your mind?" Couple of things I'd guess…

Tbf I've never called you a 'cunt' even though we've had our differences for a few years now. Cunt or not, I still think we all want what's best by this club at the end of the day. We'd look right wankers wasting our time posting on here and arguing with each other otherwise. Did they let you out for good behaviour then? Welcome back mate

I'd give you my list, but what's the point? We're all going to die eventually.

Oi!

? What'd they do Am I just being thick as mince or have I missed summat?

That's all you got Kevin? My advice- Stay on another year or two, it hasn't worked yet.

You're giving me anal? :) .......so to speak

Who dat? :)

He thinks you mean steal their packed lunch.

Did you just have a piss then CT?

Dust - Sellotape Wax - try putting absorbent paper, newspaper or the like, over the stain then rub it with a warm iron. Should lift the stain onto the paper.

Flicking the bean - mangina.

Dive head-first off the school roof. Everyone will love it and the girls will push your wheelchair if you manage to survive.

Edited, damn you!

Shite! I presume Raquel Cassidy floats your boat then?

Nice one mate. When can we expect our invitations?

He's off fir a piss, can we switch off the internets.

Not convinced by any of this like. Strikes me that anyone who takes the scatter gun approach could win by trying to predict everything possible. For instance, Parky could get a point for both saying we have never been to the moon and also we have beeen to Jupiter with the help of aliens. We need some kind of negative marking system - if adopted I suspect the board leaders would get a net of zero just like me. Scatter gun… Were you hiding in the closet you perv?

Left you a pressie in the Belta Minge thread Sweet Dreams young prince

Tell you who deffo gets me going off t'telly - Bettany Hughes, the history wifey. Yum yum Watching her progs, you just know she is desperate to take more clothes off. Well, that's what I reckon anyhoo Agreed Mr. Hips. Here you go. Dig her trench.

Don't be daft man Charvski! There's far worse been posted. Get it back up.