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How's your stool looking today? Stool free so far *Head out of toilet window, beaming away, singing at the top of his voice* "Stool free..free as the wind blows.."

"This isn't just minge, this is M&S minge"

BOGOF is the comeback you're looking for Fish.

Gemmill and a few others signed up as characters from The Bill (you may remember the Boro song from that Uefa Cup run 'Geordies at home, watching The Bill). That kid totally lost the plot like. Has anyone got the link? I'm sure it was reposted on here sometime, as I remember reading it and pissing myself. Even some of their lot were telling the lad to calm down iirc

I've seen that, or someone posted a version of it(before my time on here). Wasn't The Bill used to wind the smog up? Feckin hilarious tbh.

Encona tis nice like, a substitute for me if no Dave’s sauce, but It goes through me too quickly. Fixed

Opium was legal then.

I think it's a boy thing. Although it's been okay when I've seen it, I wouldn't choose to sit and watch it on a Saturday night. Wor lass and I both love it. It certainly appeals to a juvenile sense of humour though, which is right up my street tbh. Are you me?

Shroves. Lots of em.

Octopus porn.

Yes, but how did the kid like it?

Has to be more entertaining than One fish, 1 uber pretentious tea-cup!

Really? Semillon is enjoyed an appreciated here but generally it's a house of red wines. And although cellaring is near impossible in our house, at the moment there is a 1999 Wolf Blass Black Label, 2005 Zema Cluny & a few other early noughties reds (cab sav and cab blends) waiting to be drunk. The lass is on holidays atm, so a brilliant Two Paddocks Picnic Pinot Noir was a fine way to wash away a shitty day of work. I was taking the piss. About the pinot grigio, not about the cellar.

scanned em in as you were scurrilously posting this- same problem you had though- too large to upload to image shack. loading them to email now sent, check your email spunk chops Received, thank you very much. The Ebi Katsu sauce is the only thing i could find resembling the recipe you asked for- "Katsu Chicken Curry 2 I think it was. Enjoy

scanned em in as you were scurrilously posting this- same problem you had though- too large to upload to image shack. loading them to email now sent, check your email spunk chops

scanned em in as you were scurrilously posting this- same problem you had though- too large to upload to image shack. loading them to email now

Bitch tits

Cmon lads, hoy them up. CLICKY

You've got some neck posting that mind

This one mate. When i get some recipes scanned I'll send you some.........when

Here it is CT, save you asking Madhur Jaffrey Garam Masala

Hmm.... Fish buys a fold-up bed, a camera, and there's a reference to snorkelling. "2 girls 1 sea urchin" imminent

I bear no malice at all to Carroll. But, I can't stand the Dippers, and seeing him in their shirt rankles. Torn tbh