Monkeys Fist

Taking the Mackem annihilation out of it, 6-0 villa and 3-1 dippers are difficult to separate. Two teams I hate with a passion, utterly pasted. The Villa game was just so unexpected, whereas given the tumultuous week before the Dippers, it was doubly sweet to finally hand those bastards their arses at SJP. But then, why take out the Mackem game? It was what you wait for as a fan.

4 left? Struggling now like. Sir Les? No idea how much we paid for him, but Pav? Darren Peacock

Beresford Pedro Shaka Hislop?

Ruel Fox?

Dear me, this place should have a breathalyser fucntion. I ageer

Did we pay over £1 mil fir Rob Lee? I've got £750,000 in my head for him like?

Shearer Barton Batty Ginola Albert? Tino I'll have think for the rest like.

As usual, Geordies did it first and better. 60 yr old Geordie stroke victim gets Jamaican accent!

I was expecting a dead heat... Polar Bear fur is not White, it's clear.

Do Cameo make a cameo appearance at any point? Word up Nigga

For me , it highlights one important thing. A while ago, to both players and fans, we were a big club. I still think we are. To a pro, we have some ground to make up. Nothing earth shattering there though.

Did we beat the mackems like?

He actually said that? Sounds like a bit of a dick tbh. Glenn Roeder says Glenn Roeder agrees.

"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time."

Pics one and four are straight off www.operadominatrix.com. Lungs to kill for tbh

Now I feel like an utter c*nt.

The copper was on BBC news tonight, holding up the suspect pizza! As sad as the situation is, I had a giggle. He was absolutely deadpan when he did it too! Aye, deadpan, not feckin deep pan

see things through to the bitter end man ...... Does it get any better like? quitter I'll take the Clinton defence- tried but never inhaled Off to whack a panatela up Mrs. Fist.

I registered over there ages when I logged on here and got" This account has been suspended". Thought I'd been banned so I asked , JawD I think, what the crack was. Turned out Pud had 'spent the the rent' on porn or summat, so the entire board was down. Aaanyway, had a lurk but never posted yet. Why have cotton when you can have silk?

To be fair I've never pretended to be someone I'm not ever. You're the old Stevie with different equalizer settings. Bit less top end imo. Think it must be age. Mac Toon's been a canny addition I think. I'm convinced it's someone I know, perhaps even a pal. The good thing about Mac-Toon and Monkeys Fist when he turned up is that they just hit the dance floor and were straight into the Toontastic groove. Showing us some of the moves that we'd come to know and love down the years, but at the same time throwing the odd twirl and spot of body-popping in that let you know they're their own men and singled them out from the crowd. There was none of those moments where they started trying to do the can-can or get a gay conga going in the middle of a chillout moment. Or worst of all, try to initiate a dance-off with one of the Trent posse. If you'd seen me dance Gemmill you'd know why. Think Joey Deacon on his vinegars. Agree about Mac-Toon - seems a top lad.

Sorry like. Unless it's an Indo/Geordie Trololo he can get to fuck.

see things through to the bitter end man ...... Does it get any better like?

His arms. How does he wipe his arse with those flid stumps? Ffs Nigella, I'll bet you go through the Duracells at a rate of knots.

I made it to 10 seconds.