Monkeys Fist

Capbreton - South of France. He's already walking. For the benefit of Kevin, that's the part of Germany next to Spain. Good news if true Parky.

Money isn't really the issue here. If we got £20 million or £40 million, we'd see fuck all of it. The issue is the fat fucker in charge will sell when it suits him, not do what's best for NUFC.

Happy Birthday Old Chap

Still he'll always be able to tell the players what time it is.

Videos just all multi coloured for me and wont play......What happened next? The elephant jumps 30ft to the left at the last minute. Massive leap

Bad taste thread mate. Oh, go on then.… You know you're too much of a paedophile when your first response when seeing a baby scan is: " I would "

Billy now praying like fuck for Jol!

Wouldn't need to- they'd tear each other to bits trying to get at the kids.

You're missing one last thing Kevin Vital

Btw Billy Maradona! :icon_lol: Sorry mate, but that would be a hoot.

He's adding slowly to a Hurst type mansion complex set in the hills far away from the madenning crowds. He'll be able to widen the doors to get his MASSIVE FUCKING HEAD in now. How nice for him.

Bad taste thread mate. Spacker joke.

What do you call a man with no arms, legs or body? Ed

Heard she likes it in the stink.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony

Travolta, Hollywood, the academy, MGM, Paramount, Fox...... Scientologists might raise an eyebrow or several.

Inflatable roofs similar to this exist on a smaller scale in the UK. There's an office block near the Telegraph has one.

Casa Ewood doesnt sound right

Chewing gum sellers in Blackburn weep and wail :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

QFT

For all your various wine colours, look no further.

Eww gawd, you're very odd. If he thought it would break his duck, Kevin would bag Susan Boyle.

I will happily bow to your superior drugs knowledge. Man

Aye, the Youngs of today eh? Don't know there birthed