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    Taxi Drivers

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    Did you see any of it? I watched it live. Painted a different picture
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    Alan Pardoo? That fucking adulterer? *I can actually imagine Hughton saying this too*
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    Sublime
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    I can imagine the conversation just before they went into the press conference. Pardew: "Are you coming in with me Derek?" Derek: "Oh, erm, yeah I..I just need to get something from the car. Be right back." *Patter of running feet, car door slamming, car driving away, plane taking off* Spoken like a true Family Guy fan
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    Sacked and replaced by nineteen year old Nigerian student with more experience.
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    It worked on me Yay Alan Pardew!
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    If the fact the Toxic Twins left him to face the press on his lonesome isn't a fucking wake up call to him, he's dumber than he sounds.
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    "I don't feel like dancing" Ha
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    Ha! Live? Tape just fucked up
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    Monday night- fucking liar!
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    He doesn't get it does he? We don't fucking want you to have any longevity here. Fuck off.
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    He's daring to comment on the "instability" of managers here. Cheeky cunt
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    The cunt can't even pronounce Hughtons name properly. Twat.
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    I'd like to offer NUST a new logo to reflect their new approach. No charge. NUST LOGO
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    I'll look oot for the brutally handsome, eloquent Adonis (not Nolan). Cheers!
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    I have just joined the Rent-a-mongs. Leaving SJP, I got collared for a soundbite. Couldn't help myself. They asked what I thought of events- Hughton had been treated shabbily, They asked what I thought of Pardew- Terrible record, certainly not an improvement. They asked if I could see a even a glimmer of success with Pardew- his record was one of failure, not success. I can spell boycott though
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    Taxi Drivers

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    How many taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb? None-"All the way up there at this time of night? You're having a laugh"
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    Taxi Drivers

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    Aye, massive shed with a full-size pitch in it. More bullshit from the club then? Sounds like it. Probably want to keep tabs on them in case they start mouthing off to the press. Mobiles confiscated on the way in Called in the strike breakers?
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    I'm working at SJP this morning. Usually park in the staff area beside the Milburn reception. Got moved on today , the players have all been called in, " because the training pitch is frozen"! Don't we have indoor facilities at Benton?
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    Hmmm, reaaaally. Tit. No one can argue against you? You do a fine job of it yourself.
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    Hmmm, reaaaally. Tit.
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    Any respect the position of Manager at NUFC carried walked out the door on Monday afternoon man. Pardew will get nowt to spend bar what he can raise dismantling the squad.
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    WTF ?
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