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Hi Viz balls, what's the problem?

Here we fucking go. Press making a crisis out of nowt.

Ventura Highway by America- guaranteed feel good, was a soundtrack in my travelling days Rock and Roll, Led Zep- ditto Nimrod , Elgar - lumpy throat, was played at my Bro's funeral.

Not really though. I'm under no illusions as to the paucity of depth in our squad. Even if Ben Arfa manages a Lazarus in January, we still need additions. However, by comparison to 2008, I think we are better equipped to deal with a relegation scrap, if/when it comes. The main factors I think caused us to go down in 2008 are not there- managerial farce and player apathy. I'm not saying we won't have a few squeaky bum moments, but I do think we will stay up.

THE BENCH LOLZ

Don't try to pasta buck, matey.

*way* how annoying!

Came across this site.....Porn bloopers http://4gifs.com/gallery/v/PornBloopers/?g2_page=41 I'll bet you did. Bizarrely, this was on there.

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Nice one CT. Is your new Ava lifted from a porn shoot? Dirty dog!

He's on the Parliamentary Defence Select Committee, has the Royal Naval Dockyard in his constituency, and is Chair of the all party groups on Russia and Croatia. He also likes animals.

He's a rum bugger old Mike! Naughty

For Certain. Nailed on.

BBC news; http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11922897 Essentially, a 25yr old Russian woman has been working as secretary to Mike Hancock, MP for Portsmouth South,(home of the Royal Naval Dockyard), and has been detained and lined up for deportation by MI5/6. Bet you he was banging her.

There appears to be a glaring omission from the candidate list. He's Irish, smells of burger grease, has only been inside a minge once in his life, and is largely ignored. I therefore declare this poll void.

The Pythons nailed this a while ago

I'd class Algeria as North Africa, but there you go? It's also further West than Italy.

"Hammertime"!

I'm aware of that but I don't think they'll be playing all the games on the Sinai peninsular. That and the fact they're in the African Federation Good googling Alex. Knew it from RE tbh. "Jesus XI 0-1 Romans. " should have been 2-0, but when the Romans put in the cross, Jesus saved (us all) Acrossthepond, there's no personal malice intended from me, but I do think you're wrong on this. Can you explain to me how Qatar's bid has more merit than Australia's?

Love Tino Love Pedro Love this article What odds this thread gets "Leazes'd"

The pic of Barthez proves my assertion that the minute you start 'thinning' , all off. (Yes Mr. Shearer, I'm talking to you too)

and I agree with Billy Castell nowt we can do really. This. We keep our distance= we are aloof and arrogant We try to change it (panorama etc)= no World Cup for rocking the boat. Over simplified I know, but essentially how it is. When Blatter goes, Platini has to be favourite to replace him.

With tits like Blatter and Platini at the helm, and paltry £1,500 fines for racist crowd chants, I'm not surprised we keep our distance.

Acrossthepond has his dander up a tad.

I'm aware of that but I don't think they'll be playing all the games on the Sinai peninsular. That and the fact they're in the African Federation Good googling Alex. Knew it from RE tbh. "Jesus XI 0-1 Romans. "