Monkeys Fist

2 free tickets to see the Liverpool game?????? Im sure there maybe some on here, particularly out of a job, who'd love to be there. On the NUFC website it evens says scran is part of the prize. ©DaveC

You've all missed the magic ingredient; +

In the interests of balance;

Pimp Daddy Hughton- he isn't perfect, but he's ours edit; This thread needs this-

That thirty yard sprint and being tripped as he approached the box. Keeping up with the rest of the team on last seasons lap of honour.

Careful, Fish will be asking to be a Mod again

I watched intently as the 'other' woman slowly peeled off my girlfriend's panties, and stared closely as she delicately inserted her fingers into my girlfriends pussy. Naturally, I undid my trousers and started wanking. Midwives eh!.. Got no fucking sense of humour at all!.

BREAKING NEWS: Sir. Bob Geldof has just confirmed that a fundraising concert for Ireland will be held in Ethiopia at Christmas!

That's him gone in January then

Time to resurrect your old avatar?

Just had great bath myself mate

Get in England's no. 1 Top scorer in the league

Boredom + Disliking fat, deluded, moronic football supporters = Trolling toontastic for a giggle. Always get the bites too, you can't help yourselves. Terrible thing,self loathing Btw. Fuck

QFT

101 lurkers. Obsessed?

Fuck off , do. RIP.

Fuck off , do.

Meh!

Fuck.

Its lovely when you have a player in the team that creates that. We got a glimpse of it with Ben Arfa but prior to him I can think who was the last player who had that sort of effect. I'll have to give it some though. Pedro

Jimbo, That's an order!

£20 says he has one off the wrist at some point today

Wahey! Multiculturism at it's best