Monkeys Fist

Stick to posting eminem lyrics. Edit. Fingers like pig tits. Touchphone.

I underestimated just how much of a girls blouse Andreas Andersen was.

25,000 Volts.

What did Terry Mac do ?

I've always thought of myself as a 4 star type of bloke. Cheers Kevin you little skip rat.

Eminembolism

Do I win a year's subscription to N-O then

Take one of these. Fill it with nice, harmless fresh air. Inject it into your heart. please

Oh Kevin!

Bit more to it, but you'll have wait and see. pm bbz. Nnnnnnnnnno!

Bit more to it, but you'll have wait and see.

No!!!no!!! He's lost his fucking job!!! Nah, not really. Was sick of pm-ing everyone tbh. It should ( assuming they go ahead) be public this week.

It amazed me that I couldnt find an Italians when I was in Belfast for a night, ended up in bloody La Tasco in some shopping centre which was decidedly average EDIT: And I too made home made pizza last night, nothing beats a home made base. Try boiled egg on them Now youre talking! A couple or three minutes before your pizza is done, crack a raw egg in the middle. Put it back in oven , ready when the White is just set, yolk still runny. Burst the yolk and spread it over the pizza. Gorgeous.

There was only the old Magpie club opposite, not sure when that came down? Not really up on me Hoolie history tbh

Black Bull? Isn't John Anderson that gadgie wot does the commentary on Metro Newcastle Radio FM? ( alongside Mick Lowes, former captain).

Back of the Ouseburn school theres a path made of headstones That'll be the one. Is it beside the green? I'd call it a field but you can call it a green if you want. Tomayto tomato. The grassy bit.

Anyone? Please? Done

Kevin sent me a sly little mocking PM with a picture of Vivid taken from his Facebook page. Fucking bad crack that like Kevin.

was working yesterday and friday m'old charlie. Man, how do you do it? Waterloo Road, Maccy D's...… your life is just one long whirlwind of fun.

This can only end one way; behind the counter at McDonalds

Isn't it Jess gets pregnant next week OMG!! Does she know?

Dippy eggs and soldiers. Mmmmmm

They're knockout.