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Much cost here Mongo
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All piss taking aside, having a reason (your ps3) for slaving away at Dave's place is to be commended. It'll make the endless hours of tedium fly by. Good on you, you little shite.
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Is the quayside just the big river or something else Also what is centre for life? Thanks The Quayside is the riverside, where the Baltic etc are located. Centre for life
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There are shuttle buses run from all over the city centre to the Metro Centre. Just make sure you've had a tetanus jab as the place is full of mackems. As for things to do, what do you like?
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So you are poor. Your parents are not. No?
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you dont have a PS3 anymore though I'm getting a ps3 in 3 weeks. Sacking the xbox idea. it took you almost 3weeks to decide whether to get an xbox or a ps3, how long did your list to santa take when you were a kid? McDonalds was definitely the right career choice Hey I wont have the money for a few decades so why not use that time to decide? Don't see how that's stupid. I'll probably end up with both someday like. Fixed
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Is it Scotch? Is it whisky? Is it Scotch whisky?
Monkeys Fist replied to sammynb's topic in General Chat
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Welcome To Glasgow - Advice On Your Visit To Glasgow
Monkeys Fist replied to luvly_jubbly's topic in Newcastle Forum
I actually dont expect a good attendance from us tomorrow sadly. I heard the game clashes with an Open Day at Buckfast Abbey. Bad planning, that -
Happy Birthday Jimbo. Time for a new telly?
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
I watched this when it first aired and found it compelling. As with you, it really brought home to me the full power and horror of the tsunami. The scenes you mention are ones I can still clearly recall from December. -
You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Riddle me this, the more you take away the larger it grows. What is it? Dave Watsons bank balance.
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You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo
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Make sure he polishes your rim.
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If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. I'm serious. As soon as I shift the leftover manure there'll be room for your cot. Start a week Monday? No can do buddy. I'm now officially contracted to mcd's. You're Dave's wife now.....
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If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. I'm serious. As soon as I shift the leftover manure there'll be room for your cot. Start a week Monday?
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Kevin, I feel genuinely sorry for you having to graft for that pittance. I'll pay you £5.00 an hour to live in my shed and be my bitch.
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It'll be easier to plot Dave Watson's downfall from the inside though This is annoying. Serves you right for employing slave labour, you Corporate Bugger!
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It'll be easier to plot Dave Watson's downfall from the inside though So long as he sells less than 1Big Mac Meal an hour, this Watson geezer's days are numbered.
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*sigh*. If the store is a franchisee it is up to the owner of the franchisee to decide the wages. If a store isn't a franchise the wage is £4.55 for my age I would have thought the decision would be easy. What's the minimum wage these days? £3.57 for my age. So Dave's paying 18p an hour more than the minimum wage? Lucky lucky bastard!!!! dont get it. You will once they've passed the hat round. Dont get that either. 2nd brightest etc etc
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*sigh*. If the store is a franchisee it is up to the owner of the franchisee to decide the wages. If a store isn't a franchise the wage is £4.55 for my age I would have thought the decision would be easy. What's the minimum wage these days? £3.57 for my age. So Dave's paying 18p an hour more than the minimum wage? Lucky lucky bastard!!!! dont get it. You will once they've passed the hat round.
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It's just been on the news that the Pakistan flood victims are having a whip round for Kevin. Bless.
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You mean they've told him to get the hell outa in there?
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You're a scouser, shut the fuck up, your opinion is invalid. I'm pretty sure you're the invalid.
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Welcome To Glasgow - Advice On Your Visit To Glasgow
Monkeys Fist replied to luvly_jubbly's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Geordies top poll of most confusing accents
Monkeys Fist replied to kockhead's topic in General Chat
I'm fully booked RMS Queen Mary 2 this month starting Monday mate. I work on a lot of cruise boats. Started of Butlins performing after H from steps now I've hit the big time. BBC3 approached about a show but I want BBC1 mate so I rejected them. QUEEN MARY 2 LIVERPOOL KOPHEADS WORKPLACE What keeps you awake at night is the certain knowledge that was your big time.