Monkeys Fist

Oy Vay!

Ryan Giggs to the right of Fatty! Edit: apropos of nowt really, but I never realised that Giggs was mixed race.

You going to N-O or Skunkers? RTG. Home soil.

You fucking tit. What are you doing here, seriously? you can't fucking see it? It's fucking obvious. You say this to me come may, eh? We may well get relegated and it may be down to Hughtons tactics but none of them today can be questioned. Nolan? Perch? Ameobi? You're saying them decisions cannot be questioned? That's selection, not tactics K-Dogg. Get with the programme. Okay then, time to question tactics. Nolan behind shola? no no no. Barfa out the right wing? no no no. Shola lone striker? no no no. What would you have done? Barfa behind Carroll and Lovenkrands. Nolan dropped, Raylor on instead of fucking perch 3 man attack away from home? Good stuff Kevin. And one of those three carrying a knock

You fucking tit. What are you doing here, seriously? you can't fucking see it? It's fucking obvious. You say this to me come may, eh? We may well get relegated and it may be down to Hughtons tactics but none of them today can be questioned. Nolan? Perch? Ameobi? You're saying them decisions cannot be questioned? That's selection, not tactics K-Dogg. Get with the programme. Okay then, time to question tactics. Nolan behind shola? no no no. Barfa out the right wing? no no no. Shola lone striker? no no no. What would you have done?

2 games on the trot where a dirty cheating bastard on the opposition gets away with murder ( Henry last week, de Jong today). Nowt will be said in the Meeja. Of course, if Barton raises more than an eyebrow against Wigan………

Any news on Collo injury? Good job we brought in all those players over the summer, eh Mike.

Increase in burger sales??? I dont know i got called in on friday aswell, fuck sake : clearly want to work otherwise you'd have said no not coming in. i really don't want to? i dont want to say no im not coming in. WGAF.

loved by students hated by everyone else Think Fish is on about Macintyre there. Are you?

Your forum? Bit rich from an Irish Mackem.

fuck fuck fucker, hoy fucker, pop, fuck FUCK!, fucker, oh no I've said too much... :icon_lol: "How do I feel after a song? Absolutely FUCKED" Legendary.

Ryder Cup, you massive gayer for assuming that Aye, Stephen Hawkings, the shows listed in the OP, with a wee break for t'interfilth. X-factor………

Still feels like it.

Wor Dutty doesn't look overly chuffed.

10pm- The Nazi Titanic, tells the little known story of the greatest maritime loss of life. 9000 people died when the S.S.Wilhelm Gustoff , carrying civilians,was sunk by a Russian sub Followed by 11.05pm. Black Book ( 2006, P.Verhoeven) Excellent film about a Dutch Jewish woman who joins the Resistance after her family are killed, and is detailed to seduce a Nazi officer in order to gain info. Very good.

Makes me think of the Shatnertron. shatnotron

What am I meant to be looking at ? (admittedly, looking on my phone, but??) Edit; Aah! Fat munter on path!

Bondage Christmas - like it.

For some reason he's really really loaded,worth about £50m.

KD has a knob shaped like a fish?? Bloater.

Phillipe Albert's fruit & veg business is still doing him proud

You sent a picture of your oversized member to Carroll's iPhone? Does the wife know?

Which was? He's 'above average' I believe. That's in penis size, should there be any doubt. He has a big knob? Sure he didn't make a typo?

Yorkshire Puddings with rice? Pervert.