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Happy Birthday Jimbo. Time for a new telly?

I watched this when it first aired and found it compelling. As with you, it really brought home to me the full power and horror of the tsunami. The scenes you mention are ones I can still clearly recall from December.

You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Riddle me this, the more you take away the larger it grows. What is it? Dave Watsons bank balance.

You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo

Make sure he polishes your rim.

If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. I'm serious. As soon as I shift the leftover manure there'll be room for your cot. Start a week Monday? No can do buddy. I'm now officially contracted to mcd's. You're Dave's wife now.....

If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. I'm serious. As soon as I shift the leftover manure there'll be room for your cot. Start a week Monday?

Kevin, I feel genuinely sorry for you having to graft for that pittance. I'll pay you £5.00 an hour to live in my shed and be my bitch.

It'll be easier to plot Dave Watson's downfall from the inside though This is annoying. Serves you right for employing slave labour, you Corporate Bugger!

It'll be easier to plot Dave Watson's downfall from the inside though So long as he sells less than 1Big Mac Meal an hour, this Watson geezer's days are numbered.

*sigh*. If the store is a franchisee it is up to the owner of the franchisee to decide the wages. If a store isn't a franchise the wage is £4.55 for my age I would have thought the decision would be easy. What's the minimum wage these days? £3.57 for my age. So Dave's paying 18p an hour more than the minimum wage? Lucky lucky bastard!!!! dont get it. You will once they've passed the hat round. Dont get that either. 2nd brightest etc etc

*sigh*. If the store is a franchisee it is up to the owner of the franchisee to decide the wages. If a store isn't a franchise the wage is £4.55 for my age I would have thought the decision would be easy. What's the minimum wage these days? £3.57 for my age. So Dave's paying 18p an hour more than the minimum wage? Lucky lucky bastard!!!! dont get it. You will once they've passed the hat round.

It's just been on the news that the Pakistan flood victims are having a whip round for Kevin. Bless.

You mean they've told him to get the hell outa in there?

You're a scouser, shut the fuck up, your opinion is invalid. I'm pretty sure you're the invalid.

IRA wasn't it?

I'm fully booked RMS Queen Mary 2 this month starting Monday mate. I work on a lot of cruise boats. Started of Butlins performing after H from steps now I've hit the big time. BBC3 approached about a show but I want BBC1 mate so I rejected them. QUEEN MARY 2 LIVERPOOL KOPHEADS WORKPLACE What keeps you awake at night is the certain knowledge that was your big time.

Dont tell me You stood in the council pointing at the front of the binwagons saying " Der's an engine 'ere"

My wife said that watching our first born child take their first steps was the "proudest moment of her life".She has obviously never spun round on a chair and said "I've been expecting you" to someone. "I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born in human form. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah!"God - master of logic since the beginning of time. Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head, so I shot her!

That's what we reckoned. There's nothing on the Lleyn lights wise, Paddys Puddle to the west and north. I'd love to see a real display somewhere still.

In a similar vein..... ish "I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer. I'm gonna make his mother wish she never had him - make him into dog meat... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him. "

Big Marlon in " On The Waterfront"

Indeedy same got this http://www.8ball.co.uk/MovieTshirts/Withna...inestWines.html

Brilliant photograph Sets my druid bones a trembling.

Withnail and I (think i'll throw it on now) cwrecked. Its full of classic quotes, one of my favourite movies