Monkeys Fist

I do believe I would shit myself laughing if Tango Man ended up in charge at Villa. A set of fans and a manager perfectly in tune in the twat scales. ....I can dream

Who do you work for CT? He recommended Winn Solicitors once and they've got ads on the receipts you get off Blue Line alex's detective results owe more to sheer luck, than Sherlock.

Just started "The Lair of the White Worm", Bram Stoker, on iBooks. Anyone read it?

This. Cunts. I laughed when I heard the news. People looked at me in a funny way. They don't understand My thoughts exactly. Hope the classless twats end up with a sub-Kinnear joke.

Have you seen her?? Schtum Sol, schtum…

Yes please

Is any thread safe from this little tit?

Sorry, I didn't realise it wasn't Kevin's go. All yours Andrew. Fuck off Kevin. Bite me you inbred moronic titwad. Andrews cleared off somewhere, rather than waiting a while why not post one up? fuck sake. Dumb and Dumber?

Who do you work for CT?

Lobster, Scouser, Crab, Shark. which is the odd one out?.... The shark. All the others wear a shell suit and pinch

iPhone 5 prototype pics leaked. Steve Jobs is livid. Clicky

Why don't the daleks just eat an apple a day?

Pud clearly robbed Zebras flat Thursday night

Here to help the less fortunate.

Boiled to buggery, then use them immediately. Keep a hot wet cloth to one side, if they dry out give em a wipe. The water picks up any dust particles on your boards. ok, i'll let you know how this turns out. PS- the only reason i believe you is because pud is a mod and therefore would not lie about this. He's also a tax inspector in real life. Straight as a roman road. Why not wait until he's online and ask him?

Boiled to buggery, then use them immediately. Keep a hot wet cloth to one side, if they dry out give em a wipe. The water picks up any dust particles on your boards.

Fucksticks. This'll cost me ales if it stays the same. Shola- consistent if nothing else.

Any score yet Gents. Working with my Rangers supporting mate and no access to commentary other than here.

That's the thing. I had bank cards and a laptop nearby. Either the thief was startled and took flight or he was an opportunistic bastard who sttled for what he could get. First thing I did was check after finding out was to see if my Ps3 was still there. Then I checked on my daughter... Were you burgled yourself? No mate, just my turds Sounds like you had a "lucky" escape.

A bastard being burgled mate, but are you not a tiny bit peeved that none of your other stuff is worth nicking?

Bloody hell boys, you need to dip the screwdriver in freshly boiled water before you start. Can't believe you didn't mention this- basic stuff

Thanks for the tip Sammy. I'll tie on!

You've lost me. Are you a Beast, Smoggie, does CordonBleu mean Chicken Parmo, do you think NUFC vs. Smogs is actually a derby. Have I found you again? He's a Man U fan like. From Middlesbrough