Monkeys Fist

Cunt indeed, I'd be getting my lass rohypnolled for a threesome.

"You just have to look where the fucking ball is as he's still smashing into Ben Arfa's legs to see what it was like," Fucking amen to that.

Ha. I snooze I loose. I snooze I loose.

I'm guessing you mean a STD. Good one, I take it you thought of that yourself? No your mum gave it to me. Saying you referred to my mother to my mother as a prostitute in the first post you then go on to say you had intercourse with my mother, which tells me you're sexually frustrated and would shag a whore. Made yourself look stupid, eh? To be sure, to be sure.

Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Blue pop lakes and garlic sauce volcanos.

Irish Mackem? Bit rich from a rich window cleaner. Fixed

Boxing Day. Wonder if Tiote has a little black book?

Well there's a fucking shock. Useless arsewipes.

That's the rumour going round Forest Hall

I agree Morning all!!

Did you see their verdict on the De Jong leg breaker?

"just one of those things" MOTD's verdict on the dirty cunt's challenge. Fucking shit kickers.

Been the match today come back from the pub Pervert. Watching 11 scouse puffs getting publicly raped.

Sickening isn't it? That was made worst by it being the same day the that Sir Les was sold to spurs. Aye. Whatever slight optimism I had for this season has been severely dented, much like then.

Innocence sucks.

I feel as gutted about this as I did when Shearer fucked himself in that daft preseason tourny at Everton.

If that happened, dogs throughout Europe would be driven mental by the high pitched nasal whining coming out of Merseyside.

Second only to Carla here's stand up on the big boat.

Add smokey bacon at the onion stage. Makes all the difference.

If it carries on, the PL should go ahead with it anyway. Fuck the FA and FIFA.

Boys from the Blackstuff is on BBC4 tonight. Timely reminder of the fun to come under "the best PM of my lifetime"©CT.

Even if today's fuck knuckle gets demoted, it doesn't really help us though does it. The decisions need to be made on the spot, whilst the game is being played. Had that been the case today, whilst we would still have one crocked player, the result would've been very different.

In keeping with today's financial climate- Double Dip.

Time to raise the fucking obvious ( to everyone but the FA) solution again. Real time replays, each side having a fixed number they can question. 4th official being able to alert ref to any contentious decisions. Boils my piss that the stubborn fucks won't use it.