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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Not the first thing you notice about her.
  2. I expect dragons and sex midgets at the very least. That's what you get in the first-class lounge, not the cargo area. Like you'd know You'd be amazed what you can earn from pimping sex midgets. Bastard!! I just invested in a crate of Dragon Eggs too.
  3. I expect dragons and sex midgets at the very least.
  4. Bait has been taken by the Monkey... intrigued
  5. Is it me, or is that Raoul in front there?
  6. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/10575057.stm
  7. You should embrace him, you seem fairly decent now this twat is about. Fighting talk that
  8. Bearded Bear or Muscle Mary?
  9. I reckon we'll scrape a 15/16 spot. Can't wait....
  10. I reckon they're getting a bum deal Well, if you're going to be anal about it... yeah, looking back, it's a bit of a cock up... Alright dave, stop ripping the arse of it... Snuck in through the back door ....
  11. Lawro will be in touch.... He mah bitch..
  12. Imagine if it was Brummie: "Woi sun woi? Yow carnt gow on loik this, yow should be giving git up now sun..." :angry: Scouse: "Go 'ed Lah! Fuchkin meerdeh anutha pig Lah!
  13. Happy Birthday Fella And Mr. Flintoff!!
  14. Lineker said Spain & Holland have never met in a World Cup or Euro Champs. Well bugger me!
  15. I think Spain will do the Germans. Hats off Mr McGroin.
  16. Please tell me he won't be "commentating" on the final. Please
  17. Excellent scoop Kevin. Only 6hrs (at least)behind everyone...
  18. Glad I had it on mute. I grow ever more baffled as to how the useless mincer has kept his job. What does he do the earn his wage? There has to be someone who could do his job better, Shirley?
  19. Define "cunt", Andrew? Cause a cunt to me is somebody who is an arrogant prick who does nothing but be cheeky, i'm not a cunt. Granted, I'm thick as fuck but i'm not a cunt Yes you are, cunt
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