Monkeys Fist

Fucking shame it developed further.

Tell him to come back. He's like Stephen Fry compared to this witless wonder

So you're now idolising two former leaders of the IRA? Hypocritical and shuddering. That was a joke you cock. You're really sensitive about this. I have a right to be. How's that then, Vuvu? Because it's my city. Innocent people from my city being murdered by nothing more than scum. Friends of my Da, Granda etc. murdered for nothing. But you've just said in another thread you're from South Houston. Make your mind up you little cunt. Or was that another one of your hilarious jokes. Like Dr. K. Said, shame your old man didn't take a cap in the sack. Homie.

I don't like the England football team, nowt to do with England the place, you appear to be kevin squared tbh Our rivals are Argentina, Germany and Portugal etc! You're a shit little country with no significance what-so-ever. There is no rivalry Smell your breath. Examine your small change. You mong. You tight shameless cunt. I'd be embarrassed being from a country where I'm unable to support my local team through pure embarrassment. FoK. Well super supporter. Where are you from? How many games do you go to? You useless cretin. North East England. 12 home games last season. You? Southern Houston, CA. 32 Major League Baseball games last season. We don't have a local soccer team. You cumstain. Houston is in Texas -TX, not CA. 2nd highest in year? Fuckin hell Vuvu... Danny B , all is forgiven.

So you're now idolising two former leaders of the IRA? Hypocritical and shuddering. That was a joke you cock. You're really sensitive about this. I have a right to be. How's that then, Vuvu?

Her eyes are spookily far apart, like hammerhead shark style far apart.

Religious that mate. Socrates- top bloke.

I'm getting a midge net, even if it does make you look like a twat. Jacks Rake chin minge strikes again!

quote things don't work properly. Anyway, wasn't Mr Bloe Kevin Godley and Lol Creme ? [Haven't got time to listen to it just now, if its a different tune] Edit. No that was hotlegs, never mind. Anyway, how do you do those quotes On the YouTube page, in the address bar copy the bit after the = sign. Then in the reply page on here, choose "insert YouTube" from the Quick access menu on the left, when the box comes up, paste it in.

See, that would've solved the whole problem a long time ago. Sure Mcguinness said somewhere that an apology would've been enough? Good Friday negotiations maybe?

If they start with "Swing Low Sweet Chariot", do the right thing. Tactical vomit on the nearest singer.

Aye, and the reaction to Keith Alexander's death a few months ago underlined the point - a genuinely bloke who knew his limitations and ploughed out a respectable lower-league management career without ever playing the race card, and nobody had a bad word to say about him. There's still plenty of kneejerk prejudice within the game, but most chairmen would hire a skittle-juggling transvestite nun as their manager if they delivered the results. Purple Hat in the ring Martin? If Chemical Dekka reads this, I'll be blaming you Meenzer!! And Parky, fyp

pretty much.. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...e-killings.html

4 days- born Friday morning

Cheers mate, As i said to Mrs.Fist "it was a hard job but someone's got to do you it"

For anyone interested, here's a couple of pics of my new son Wor Tadger and again.. ..last one, honest Happy Monkey

Quality track that like Leazes Anyway,....

Planning on making blackberry gin in time for Christmas, (as I can't be arsed schlepping around hunting out sloes)

I'll have 3-1 England

First of all he said it was an OG off the keeper then when he saw the swerve he questioned if he meant it. Definitely doesn't like Maicon. Just been banging on about it again- reckons it was a fortuitous mis-hit!! Giz a job ITV, I can do that, go on , giz a job.

I fuckin love it when ITVs commentary donkeys get it so wrong. Writing off Maicon's sublime goal as a keeper own goal at first.

He wants the list of Paras on duty that day so his pals in RIRA can do a bit of revenge 70s stylee. Don't you Vuvu?

KFC ?

What purpose would be served by publishing a list of the names of the Paras involved, Kevin? Other than providing a hit list to the few muppets left who believe in the "armed struggle", I can think of no good reason. Enlighten me ....... .... Vuvuzela.