Monkeys Fist

It is, but don't go at the height of the "grockles"season. North Cornwall (Bude, Hartland Point etc) is less busy than the south.

*cough, ahem, cough*

Aye, gear freaks are hilarious. Once watched a lad turn out in full Alpine body harness, lid, double ropes etc for a 35 ft beginner route in Northumberland. In the time it took him to put his kit on, me and my mate were up and down our route. We watched the bloke tackle the Belford Eiger from a distance. He fell off. The ones that get me are those who march around Keswick in full kit- boots, gaiters, top of the range jackets, walking poles etc. All of it shiny and new. It'll be 10 o'clock , they clearly have no plans to go into the hills. A hoot.

Nah, I doubt you imagined it. They can be some of the most elitist twats in existence. I'm guessing they had their ropes trailing about all over the fecking shop ?stand on their rope- drives them crazy. ( when I was into my climbing, a favourite of mine if I came across any arrogant fuckers was to drop an evil , Jennings fuelledfart beside their belay, knowing they couldn't move away from it).

He's a random posted by you. Saturday in the lake was glorious - perfect conditions - but the groove was still too slippy for me. The rocks at the side were dry but badly exposed. Also about halfway up there was a ledge with loads of proper rockclimbers. I nearly tripped over one of their ropes. That would have been an ironic way to go. Thought the daft twat looked familiar. Did the rock jockeys speak to you, or were they too cool ?

It must've been pretty wet to force you out of the groove Renton? I've only ever done it when it's been dry ( well, dry for the Lakes). Is that your chin minge in the piccy then Renton?

The front or the back one? The one next to the gun rack.

Don't forget to claim back the duck moat.

I just got 2 phone calls. so fuck you. No. 1 " The number you have dialled has not been recognised" No. 2. " The person you are calling is unavailable, please shoot yourself"

Which group are the scotch in? They ain't in the World Cup you daft cunt Go to bed.

Why? Hes shouldn't have started the first game anyway. Hart is a better 'keeper and if all he lacks is experience, then surely these are the games where it's safe for him to gain it? Because it would effectively cut his goalkeeping squad by one- dropping him for one mistake, granted a fucking howler, would be harsh in the extreme, and I think it would shatter Green's confidence. After the mistake he didn't buckle, made the saves when needed etc. I think it would also reflect badly on Capello, adding to the suspicion that he still doesn't know his best squad.

Sometimes the need to shuffle brings suprises. All good. Frosty etc.. as long as he leaves the jokers in the deck Did you see what I did there, eh? eh?..... Monkey magic I likes it. Ahh Pigsy!! Kitman's right like, Capello has the players to do it, just needs the right combination. Fwiw, dropping Green would be a dumb move. Start Crouch, Cole.

Sometimes the need to shuffle brings suprises. All good. Frosty etc.. as long as he leaves the jokers in the deck Did you see what I did there, eh? eh?.....

This is why I'm not a good international/neutral football fan - too many grudges - while recognising it wasn't a red I just thought "take that you worky-ticket scouse cunt". the voice of the people

Tennis girl- serious cellulite craters

All the best HF!

Derren Brown fucking loves me!

Rooney to score in the 90th. Mystic Fist.

Johnson has had a decent game for us.

Fucking basic cock up from Green. Not a single outfield player went show him a bit of support though, worrying?

Shite first 10 minutes like.

I can imagine you saying that in a Bristolian accent. Congrats btw "Oi shall name ham Jathro!" cheers Acid

Piss poor effort that like Kevin , you little spunkbubble. Improvement is a must if you want to pass Wummery 101. FoK

Cheers Man Chez!! (And everyone else ) I've already got wrong off the nurses for calling him Yoda. Hanging around now waiting for a Doc to discharge Mrs. Fist.

I'll be watching it with my son. England dummy and baby grow? Nah, couldn't get any in my size.