Monkeys Fist

I shall be viewing a B&W short film this afternoon, of my 21 week old unborn babby! Wahey!!! Wrong thread , but Hey Ho!

Wasn't there something like that available here about 20 years ago? Can't for the life of me remember the brand name, but they dropped like a stone after mouth cancer scares?

Let us know if you see any mackems.

* puts on sexy Cadburys Caramel bunny voice* This isn't help... this is Toontastic help.

"Dad,you Cunt!" Jesus 32 A.D.

Spoiling for a fight Manc? Last orders has been called and you know what that means...

1: What is an egg? 2: Where are the eggs? 3: How much are eggs? Reckon that'll sort you,like.

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. Ralph Waldo Emerson US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882)

All the Bestys Besty

Read this thread with interest- the whole list of problems detailed all ultimately come down to one man's piss poor decision making. Getting rid of Llamearse is one thing- who in their right mind, of any quality, would take his job? Mort was shown in the tribunal to be as deep into the lying as the rest, so I would be reluctant to see him back- I struggle to think of any other replacement for Dekka who isn't in the Ashley 'mob'. As long as he's the owner, no-one with any credibility will come anywhere near us.

He might think otherwise, since he was a parent at that age. (17 at the oldest).

Poor bloke must be in bits.

Is that you in your avatar? I have avatars off (cos sometimes they are of ladies in the buff and that would look dodgy if I was at work or whatever) so I clicked on his profile. Farnie, go see a doctor, you look ill! Just done the same. I'm listed as a "friend". WTF? How's that work then? You have to hump his lass. So how come half of the board isn't his 'friend'?

Mrs. Fist has a "Mexican"*does that count? * same as a Brazilian but rougher and has a whiff of shit about it.

She also likes Wipeout by Dick Dale, Woo Hoo by the 5678s, Voodoo Chile by Hendrix, and Soul Sacrifice by Santana. ... and Jai Ho by that Pussycat bird, and Tubthumping by whotsit

Peytar Reid. Anything less would be a dereliction of the Fat One's mission.

This, hence my "pleasantly surprised". Still shite though.

Is that you in your avatar? I have avatars off (cos sometimes they are of ladies in the buff and that would look dodgy if I was at work or whatever) so I clicked on his profile. Farnie, go see a doctor, you look ill! Just done the same. I'm listed as a "friend". WTF? How's that work then?

Peter & the Wolf - Prokofiev. The wee chimp loves it (2 yrs old).

are you talking about Freddie Shepherd, who "anybody would do better"........ No , you tedious old fart. I'm talking about Mike Ashley, just so there's no confusion or ambiguity.

I've had a nagging suspicion for a while that The Fat One has instructed Hughton to always play our highest earners when fit, regardless of suitability. "If I'm paying 'em, you play 'em" This suspicion is rapidly becoming a belief.

Nothing unexpected really- not well liked or respected amongst "football" circles, uses slave labour to make his cheap tat. Biggest shock the Beefy interviews- WTF?

Nice one Ant!

tis you to a tee you're clueless like, but OK I suppose ... so you're not going to answer the question then? not ignored if it makes sense and not defending them do gooder style it's pretty straight forward old man , Why are your generalisations permissible and others' are not? oh dear. You are showing your immaturity by resorting to such comments.........