Monkeys Fist

I'm using neck chops so a slow cook is needed- breaks down all the connective tissues ( along with a healthy slug of red wine). Onions, carrot, 3 whole cloves of garlic, and rosemary dug out from under the snow. Well worth the wait.

Lamb casserole going in now for a long, slow cook. Roasties, broccolli and mashed swede to go with it.

Aye, I enjoyed that. Going to watch The Wrestler(Mickey Rourke) tonight, never got round to it over the Holidays. Speaking of Rourke, watched Domino the other night. Bit disappointing tbh. Could've been a fascinating film given the storyline, but style triumphed over substance. Still, Keira Knightly... Be still my throbbing forearms.

And which part of using a chasseur mix and Ragu sauce constitutes cooking, haway man put a bit of effort in it for the little lady! I suppose you want me to make the pasta sheets and forage fresh mushrooms as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Making pasta is a piece of piss. Chasseur is one of the easiest , but most satisfying, dishes to make from scratch mate. Next time, try it. You'll be pleasantly surprised ( and it tastes 1000 times better than that Colmans muck ).

Any key words I should be googleing to get this story? I'm guessing you can't post it here ?

Birthday beer to you all

Police have ruled out Martins as a suspect since most of the shots were on target.

That's what I usually pay my victims to keep schtum.

Bangers & mash, savoy cabbage, onion gravy. Winter warmer. All wash down with a Guinness.

Didn't like it then?

Now there's an enduring image SFW???

Cheers HF. Just googled it- http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/I-wan...ticle42311.html Can't believe I hadn't seen that before... classy bloke wor Dekka. (Fwiw, I reckon Keggy would ploat Dekka.)

Forgive my ignorance, who was this said about ?

I'd be interested to see how the Swiss operate this system. Does it apply to every speeding ticket, requiring proof of income before a fine is set? Or does it only apply in contested cases?

+1

I assume the same law will apply to Hassidic Jews, who's women shave their heads when married, and wear wigs.

If we sign this fucker anytime in 2010, I will BBQ my cock, and eat it delicately spiced with a hint of disbelief. The "Tank"? 17 in 77 games- The Tractor.

Post what thou wilt ! Mwahahaha...

Hate to disappoint. Btw , darts not snooker. Ok I'll stop.

It's for her benefit, is it? The fat kid blatantly doesn't want to have a sweat on when he gets to the restaurant. Taxi for tubby! Pipe down Ginge, you're left buttock weighs more than the Mini-Pud Popolos is a decent shout actually, some tasty cocktails after, perhaps? Slippery Nipple if you're lucky There's also Portofino directly opposite the hotel if want to conserve your energy for the bedroom. Never eaten there though so can't vouch for it.

Some poor bugger has been found frozen under the ice at the World Dart Champs. Cue " One fan dead & Eighty" type punnery.

Try Poppolos. Food was decent last time I went, just round the corner opposite the fire station.

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk! Those ads always make me giggle like a bairn.

and moss will grow on a south facing wall.