Monkeys Fist

And not a single Pic of Joplings or the New Monkey! Who'da thunk it?

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Tractor or Traaaa-turrr? To be fair we talk in terms of brands rather than general terms. In Suffolk the John Deere is king. My knowledge of tractors extends to Red, Green or Blue! I just know of the pro and con ones.

Tractor or Traaaa-turrr? To be fair we talk in terms of brands rather than general terms. In Suffolk the John Deere is king. My knowledge of tractors extends to Red, Green or Blue!

I'm sure Shearer would love to bounce a few things off JFK- none of them ideas. Poll wise- shearer, we don't have any other viable options.

Tractor or Traaaa-turrr?

Did you ask "Twat" or "Twart".

They mentioned a fake one and I asked for one that flashed colours when you squeezed it, I got a right bollocking (excuse the pun) for not taking cancer seriously, but it was my way of dealing with it it was sewn in place but I ripped it free when I went snowboarding and came up short doing a backside 360, now it wanders round of its own accord, which can be highly amusing in the bedroom, you really can get your back wheels in Quality! mate the stories I have about that period of my life are just bizare Do tell!

As I understand it, JFK had no permanent contract, so compensation is not an issue. If there is any truth in the story , it's another tick in ashleys already full box marked " Twat".

have a good one, corpse.

The Telegraph are also running this story. Mike Ashley, you are without doubt the most despicable cunt on this earth.

Who's the drummer? (not animal)

Happy Birthday Mr. K

15 minutes from south Albania to Newcastle? Feck me Teed, in a Bugatti Veyron?

It makes a difference,our grounds bought and paid for,your`s is still on the tick,you really must try and live within your means! it can get you into big trouble........ ........ oh! wait a minute!!!..... Isn't yours built on a subsiding mine shaft?

Lets get this set straight Newinsider eh? The build quality of the SOS is pitiful- SBR's point about the oak doors was funny, but the point he was making is true- our ground was built properly, with good materials, by proper builders. The SOS was thrown up using cheap tat, by cowboy subbies. As for SJP being "unsymmetrical".......... ............. since when has has that been the criteria of a "good" ground? I'll tell you- post Sky. As you seem to use this as your main critisism of SJP, we can only assume you are a post Sky JCL bandwagon jumper. Have a close look at your flatpack ground- it isn't symmetrical either- therefore by your own argument, its shit. When I walk out of SJP, I have the choice of more than 20 pubs within less than 5 minutes walk. SOS has....... a big ugly swimming pool built on the unnecessarily large carpark, a ropey cafe(Joan's) and even ropier bar (That dump by the roundabout). Don't try to compare the two grounds mate, there is no comparison.

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They mentioned a fake one and I asked for one that flashed colours when you squeezed it, I got a right bollocking (excuse the pun) for not taking cancer seriously, but it was my way of dealing with it it was sewn in place but I ripped it free when I went snowboarding and came up short doing a backside 360, now it wanders round of its own accord, which can be highly amusing in the bedroom, you really can get your back wheels in Quality!

The Bridge Hotel ( the one at the end of the High level)sells em

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Wonder if he had to do a week lying on?

You've confused the poor lad now Stevie, he can't see how a rock band is relevant to this thread. Bless

Dude, I get that shit off and on when we're going through launches and other interesting stuff here at work. Good news is, other people can't see it. Bad news is, you still feel a bit like... EVERY DAY... IN EVERY WAY... I'M GETTING BETTER, AND BETTER. Work related stuff makes your Japper twitch? You need a break mate.

Didn't think there was a decent one tbh.

Nope thats not his son Thats Steve Hastie of the NUSC, from the moment SBR met him he was saying "dont I know you?" and Steves saying "no, dont think so" just as hes being wheeled into the hospital after the photoshoot he shouts to stop and beckons Steve over, "I know where I know you from" he says ........ "you're the spit of Eric Gates" :lol: :icon_lol: Oh the Shame