Monkeys Fist

It's what she would've wanted. want or not, she's getting one

Showing my ignorance here- who hell he? btw RIP Farah..... memorial tonight

Me too!

thats if it didn't rip your hoop to shreds........... or the ultimate ignominy of "digit poke thru" aka shitty finger.

The Duttymobile

I've got a two year old- after a night on the Guinness the Kandoos come in handy! Feckin thigh wipers!

He speaks full on Gangsta-ese. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatch

Just this minute stood behind our very own Dutty Custard in the queue at Forest Hall Sainsburys whilst he bought several gallons of Smirnoff with his homies. Party at Custard's crib!

shit news mate.Take her out for a meal tonight and try not to let it ruin her day( easier said than done mind). Burglars really are the lowest of the low.

happy birthday

Cakes candles and coke. All the best

She sounds like a very accommodating woman. we have 5 lovely daughters

Classy bint wor lass

Mrs Fist bought me some Clinique Happy for Men. It's more gay than a bus load of Dale Wintons on a day trip to Dolly Parton World. Still wear it mind, smells ok.

quality. I think I might have leaked.

Sorry TR. Thank you sweetie. Lost my little brother nearly 2 years ago. The most innocuous things still sometimes catch me unawares. Nowt to be ashamed of if you shed a tear now and then. Days like today and birthdays can be tough at first,but the old cliché of thinking about happy memories does actually work. Keep on keeping on TR.

Thats Buzzcocks Mr.Mag. It is of course a piss take- top stuff. Check his window cleaning video.

not really down, just fancied a look at some skeetatch

pun intended?

Bump(s) need cheering up- this thread always does it

Agreed. FFS is as we speak trying to remember what he forgot in those heady days. this.......... ah well, better the devil you know. Given up any chance of a rich knight in filthy lucre riding to the rescue.

top Marks!

The one who wrote the stop smoking book is. of lung cancer I believe...... oh the irony

Beef Mince Onion flour beef stock Brown mince and onion, dust with flour, add stock,(you can add a touch of ale here if you want),simmer Flour Suet Seasoning Parsley Combine the flour and suet( eg 150g flour,50g suet) season add fresh chopped parsley add water until you have a dryish dough. roll into balls put the mince in a casserole, add the dumplings, cook for about 30 mins until dumplings have cooked eat be happy. ( and not a microwave in sight )