Monkeys Fist

Wacky reckons the Headlamps keep dropping,and the exhaust pipe is one of those noisy jobs you could fit your head up, rusty stains round it too.

Niiiice

DOLE SCUM IMMIGRANT PAEDOPHILES RAPED MY MONKEY and ,yeah, I was just poking him to see if he would give a straight answer- never expected one tbh.

That's besause the pitch slopes down to the Gallowgate by about 1.5m, isn't it? Leazes for me btw

We wait til the end of next week.

Nice straight answer there Fopper. Try again Stop smoking - the improved blood supply to your brain may help. Smoking's cool as feck, especially for chimps. Try again, who, if any ,do you boycott. If neither you, Chris or Fish can work out the answer..... then Parky will. The world awaits Parky......... since the rest of us; a) are thick as mince really ,really care

BBC- " What would be a suitable location for a night scene street chase?" Fish- points out window " Over there, Giz a job"

Bingo wing Mirrors?

What Fucking Corvette????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// ... the fifth mode of trasnport in your first post Its a fucking corvette, as it says C O R V E T T E!!!!!!!

I have a mental picture of you in a Humvee, spinning rims, wearing a smoking jacket and puffing on a Meerschaum

What Fucking Corvette????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// The one that looks like a Lancia......... Howay man, keep up

Something like a Bentley or Roller more suitable d'you reckon?

Nice straight answer there Fopper. Try again Stop smoking - the improved blood supply to your brain may help. Smoking's cool as feck, especially for chimps. Try again, who, if any ,do you boycott.

Take the lipstick off and she has the same mouth and chin as Eric Gates. Spot on like!

Julia Bradbury- I am your stalker

Nice straight answer there Fopper. Try again

Reg Vardy- as stated earlier, as much for the homophobic, creationist fool of a son as the obvious mackem connection Sports Direct- have a guess 3 mobile phone company-cunts would not cancel a contract on the death of a relative, even after sending death certificate and coroners reports etc. Nestlehave done for years, strengthened by Mark Thomas programme on their dodgy baby milk in africa practises I too am waiting with baited breath for the "Italian Brand" response from Stevie

Belated Cake Fest

"JinkyGenius says: September 4, 2009 at 8:54 am The problem with the argument is summed up perfectly in an exchange between Martin Sheen’s character (Willard) & Marlon Brando’s character (Kurtz) in Apocalypse Now. For Kurtz read Mike Ashley, for Willard read a confused lifelong Magpie fan: Willard: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound. Kurtz: Are my methods unsound? Willard: I don’t see any method at all, sir. " The Ashley years in 3 lines-genius Anyone here the poster?

+1

DEADLY PAEDOPHILES RAPED JESUS

would you consider taxi- driving? thats what i did while at Northumbria. flexible hours, not too taxing physically or mentally, suited me.

you know where he got the gear from Jimbo? my screen is cracked.... http://www.iphone-repairs.co.uk/ Cheers mate- Gent.

Do an H-Block on the bugger.