Monkeys Fist

Have you turned in to Yorkshire Michael Jackson? “ Anneh, ist tha reet? Ist tha reet, Anneh? “

“But uh, likesay, now you come to me and you says - 'Donald Corleone, gie me justice.' But you didnae ask with respect. You dinnae offer friendship. You didnae even think to call me Granfaither, ya wee cunt. Instead, you come into my hoose on the day my lassie is to be married, and you ask me to do murrrdah for money. Get tae fuck!” Classic scene.

Looking forward to seeing all the Newton Heath lads getting on the coach to Spurs, all clutching their favourite blankie. Ten Pence will be all over this kind of shite like a dog eating chips.

I heard 16 Czechoslovakians threatened his blob once. Only once.

Have you not had your Christmas card from him yet?

Ffs Gloomy, poor lad. I hope he gets home safely eventually, and is both physically and mentally ok.

Cheeky!

I don’t think the Argentine military is particularly well equipped tbh. When you think about the advances in military tech since 1984- whereas the first we knew about it back then was when South Georgia was taken, they’d be doing well to get out of port without us knowing about it now. As for a land war, if they managed to take the islands again, I don’t think we’d need to be within 50 miles of them to take them back, before a single uk soldier set foot on land.

Dodgy market trader selling black-market “slimming” aids, which turned out to be just AIDS.

How are your cousins/kids getting on? I know one was in the military and one was trying everything to avoid it? I hope they’re all safe and well mate.

Renton’s descent in to Old Gittism continues apace.

To be fair to the Beeb, it’s right there in the first paragraph https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-67479548 I don’t see them holding back on this tbh, they’re letting the evidence speak for itself

“ It’s so good you could leave your sofa outside…” ” No thanks, proper bampish that.”

How does he feel about murderous interior designers?

Honestly, with these fucking incompetents in charge I could see a fleet turning up at the Faroes … “ Right, where’s all these Argies at then?”

Are they Deanos ? I knew there was beef with them and The Kunts, if it’s about that, hats off Kunts!

Oof! Shots fired!

Now then strummists, question time. Fist Jnr. is having a crack at Creep by Radiohead- he’s got the slow, rhythm parts at the start down, and most of the lead bits, but he’s struggling with the part specifically where the lead first comes in. I think it’s called a chop, but please correct me if that’s wrong. It’s the bit at 00:56s I’ve told him I think he needs to “kill” the note with his strumming/picking hand to get the choppy effect, but we’ve watched this video several times and that doesn’t seem to be how it’s played? Anyone got the secret? Does he kill the note with his fret hand, and if so-how? p.s. Great to hear that things went so well @Tom, when’s the US/Japan leg of the tour?

Has he got the hair? Pleeeease say he’s got the hair

You can see why Debbie from accounts gave him the ole Spanish Archer like

Back?

He looks like the “Give it Giggsy” lad if he was doing a Ken Dodd impression. Top notch lunacy from our favourite South Americans

Like the other Messiah, he got hammered with tax recently, didn’t he? Still sure he’s got enough 50ps to hoy in the meter, like.

Oooh!