Monkeys Fist

Renton is definitely 0, iconic scene

Nice chebs though.

My laddie had the same, several times. It’s awful but they said he’d “grow out of it”. And he did… about 10 years later. How old is Fish Roe?

You were a fannys away from perfection

First look at Gimli’s new cabinet

Queef is having himself an impotent rage reaction party. Go easy on him lads, he’s a bit fragile as he got lifted last night for breaking and “entering”. Whopper.

Genuine question here- how will Pig Fucker be held to account if he can’t face questions in Parliament? Not that I think he’ll be there more than a week or two as I reckon The Midget is about to face yet another Tory leadership challenge, but the point stands?

It’s absolute, cold, calculated, Conservatism in its purest, most evil form. “Fuck you, I’ve got mine”. I despise these bastards in genuinely visceral way.

Meanwhile, as well as crumbling in front of our eyes, gotta keep on cunting. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67385385

Look what’s just pulled up in front of me.

It’s either posting on here or fucking all those sexy kids out there. Anyway, ta ta.

It’s ironic that while you live rent-free in your mams basement, it seems this place and its fine members live rent-free in your head. Give it up man, this behaviour won’t bring the ex back.

Get fucked you absolute cuckold whopper.

Duude- he’s a civil servant!!

Pig… fucked. Pig fucker.

She wants to support her beloved jugs first.

Why are they asking for this? Would presentations be a normal part of your job? If not, gtf.

It’d probably have stuck to me if I’d stepped inside his gaff- fucking minger.

Which agency is it you’re seeing, if you don’t mind me asking mate. Some are very good, some aren’t.

Zoom in to the back right and you can see Spaniel’s mam getting buckled by a young Brokendoll.

Michelin stars originated as a way to sell more car tyres- if people were told the food in some gaff miles away was worth a trip, they’d wear through their tyres quicker, leading to more sales for Michelin. True story, bludz

“ How about it, petal?”

In a nutshell. He bombarded Ant, at home and work, with so many repeated requests that it began to do his nut in. Absolute whopper. edit; Ant’s response to his initial request was that since Quiff used a username and email with no reference to his actual name, he would have to prove who he was before Ant could release any GDPR details because… well, GDPR