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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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This thread is like thinking of all your hot ex girlfriends, whilst listening to your current pig farting and snoring loud enough to set off car alarms.
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Mike Ashley puts Newcastle on the block
Monkeys Fist replied to Scottish Mag's topic in Newcastle Forum
There are no words sufficient to express the depth of my hatred towards this useless bag of skin for what he has done to my club. I hope he loses everything- every penny, house , possession he has. Cunt -
The "Three words never to say or hear during sex" thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Hi, Im Soccermom. -
The full tour includes the Trophy Room- takes 2 minutes longer. I was surprised how small the dressing rooms are.
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Congrats to Rangers on the McDouble.
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What is the most ridiculous hatred you harbour?
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
People with MASSIVE visible blackheads JUST SQUEEZE IT YOU MINGER! -
My Dad took me to my first game in 74, aged six. Think it was a cup game. I remember being in the "trench" right at the front of the old West Stand. Carried on since. Not a choice really, more a birthright.
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The first five minutes after my 2yr old daughter wakes up, she's still half asleep and overwhelmingly cute The sound of the first beer of a BBQ opening My Mothers cheese scones. A good shite- unbeatable IMHO.
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my lass enjoys my little thing.
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My K850i was exactly the same I went thru 3 K850i all with same problem. The useless joystick lasted a matter of weeks. Posting this from my iPhone. Top bit of kit.
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Shearer should take him out for a "McDonalds" before getting rid.
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We'll piss it with Gregory on board tho , eh?
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How to cheer me up before the weekend .........
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Any of this pair married? If so, there's your answer.
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based on nowt but hopeless optimism- automatic ( as Champs naturally).
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Stevie B Nice one mind.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Blagdon farm shop- smoked northumbrian. -
Quite Simply ---- WTFUUUUCCCCKKK!
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Newcastle v Citeh. Shes on the dumper How fitting. -
Got to say Ive really liked it on here this week. Not missed the attendances arguments and general cuntery at all. Has everyone been on the mellow pills?
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Wouldn't surprise me if we end up keeping him. Just a feeling like.
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What is the most ridiculous hatred you harbour?
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
The advert on kids tv for Lelli Kelly shoes. The ad is bad enough, but the fucking music- makes my bones itch! -
Newcastle United - "Tedious soap opera"
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
Looking a bit "sparse" there King Willie.