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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Like the other Messiah, he got hammered with tax recently, didn’t he? Still sure he’s got enough 50ps to hoy in the meter, like.
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    I must admit, at first glance I thought this thread was going to be @RobinRobin going fucking ham on any Celtic fans on here.
  3. Strawb is from Boro, so he looks more like this.
  4. CT was 6ft until he went bald, now he’s 5ft 6.
  5. Especially when he’s got Loose Women streaming on his phone.
  6. Aye, but do they wear them with a maroon tie and school blazer?
  7. Also, the absolute fucking cheek of CT using other people’s wedding photos to take the piss… (Stalker is stalked ).
  8. You’ll be able to tell the difference when we both turn up at your Boldon gaff and shit in your letterbox. ( I’ll be the handsome one, upright wiping like a boss, whilst Gemma gets cacky hands as he squats on your lawn).
  9. Happy Monday Morning- stick with it.
  10. You’d hope so, because the alternative is even funnier than the piss take.
  11. Her, Hen, Joe and Whale were at least in their early twenties. No way Ma Broon was still having kids 20+ years after she popped them out. The Bairn is obviously Maggie’s after a night out on the Bucky. ( Jocks and Geordies was in the Dandy, posh kids comic ).
  12. Since it’s nearly witching hour, @RobinRobin What does @Howmanheyman look like?
  13. Norman Gunston.… with big hairy feet, obvs.
  14. Maggie Broon. Absolute MILF
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