Monkeys Fist

Shearers tactics for the remaining games

I'm sure you have no clue of the details of his 'misadventure'. I am glad you think fucking a 13 year old girl up the arse is just a misadventure. It is if he was aiming for the front bum!

New Spartacus inspired game; I'M SOCCERMOM!

I'm amazed ANYONE with a degree of intelligence still believes Soccermom could be a lass. Men usually arent that bitchy. Well, as a rule anyway. Maybe they're women, masquerading as blokes?

Even with a 100% slut quota, I'd rather eat my own head.

We're not going to lose, I'm totally relaxed about it, Boro are shit IF we do lose we deserve to be relegated twice straight in to League One. We'll win 1-0 tonight and it will be comfortable. Can't believe it's not sold out, telly or not. Like a rapier blade of clarity, stevie nails it again

You evidently haven't witnessed him at close quarters... he's absolutely gash man! Before he came to you he was one of the most highly rated young defenders in the world. Bassong on the other hand, no one had heard of. Weird how things work out. young? he's27-8 is he not?

wining- verbally and of the grape juice variety

All things come to those who bait.....

retentive

nutcracker

gold

i fell ower

6ft plod

Wacky post-wedding night

Me Julie

Yep hes out and you have my word that if he ends up being charged and convicted of abh I'll eat my own shit. to save us reading it?

Tried these yet? http://www.edinburghbicycle.com/comms/srv....mp;f_Cardinal=1

Hugh Jass

Viduka's fucked then.

Fuck. Cup of soup on my monitor. So long as you didn't get any on that lovely Oak venneer, real oak mind....

Went to the Doc's with a runny nose, worried it was Pig Cold, He said " S'nowt" I'll leave now....

Think I might have it- started coming out in rashers. * just read recent smeeeeeagain post......

2J has to put some "cheermeupgoals" to this tune got me iphone on shuffle after Riff Raff it's come up with this....... ridiculous to the sublime.

Ow, me necks gone!