Monkeys Fist

Perfume by Patrick Suskind.. One of the most bizarre and brilliant books I've read.

You'll have to post that again mate, Can't make out your accent

And the award for "Not reading the rest of the thread goes to.........." I reckon Southgate willl be long gone before Addams gets .............. er ( what odds on him arriving in NE1 anytime soon?)

" That's It! I'm never speaking to Kinnear again! Can I go to wigan?"

Guaranteed injury next week then - S.taylor stand on his foot in training or summinck

eh? Yanks and Irony Who's the yank? I glanced at your flag. reading it properly now.... Ex-pats and irony

Big Girls Blouse "You're my exception"

Thank fuck

eh? Yanks and Irony

What he said

Put dreads on Hughes and it's The Predator.

ffs

Big Girls Blouse

Bloke walks into Glasgow Bakers " Is that a cream bun or a meringue?" Wifey says " No, yer right, it's a cream bun" Outdoor overgarment firmly got

lol if only, could ya imagine dennis trying to get one over on ketsbia, he'd be tied to an ad board within seconds for a good kicking Best wishes ,health -wise, to JFK. Come on gents, bit naughty wishing ill on the owld bugger*. As i write we've just kicked off 2nd half 3-1 up * Yes,I know i said i hoped Insomnia broke his feckin leg a few days ago- totally different

wear it over the top

"Sorry I was wrong and a cunt. I'm fucking off, here have the club and let it be run by a supporter elected committee. Oh and Lonsdale is shite." Dream on dreamer

Aye, they didn't say which window did they? Tbh. What can he say that'll make us happy?

Where's the Statement that was punted around by Ashley. Didn't he say he would be speaking at the end of the window?

I can see that going down like a turd in a swimming pool. Snappy tho

Many a raid launched thru there. Happy days. equally , ran like a basser back thru it to safe ground many a time, Burradon Bamps in hot pursuit BAB I was never into that sort of thing much like. Apart from the running away from the big kids bit The alliances were fucking hilarious like. Iirc KAB were hand in glove with LBAB. Burradon, Annitsford and Dudley were all on the same side. All allied against Shiremoor.

Many a raid launched thru there. Happy days. equally , ran like a basser back thru it to safe ground many a time, Burradon Bamps in hot pursuit

Tell anyone and i'll have to chin you under the subway. Next to Bailey Green school? see you there 5o'clock. Nee steel cappers, sticks, or itchy backs.