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You numpty Herion addiction is not always, In fact Rarely , a reflection of the addict's parent. I'm surprised you didn't apply the same "logic" to the parents of the Gay couple

Lloyd Webber and Sly Stallones mam- never seen together!

Take some blue pop- Light is to Moths as Blue Pop is to filth. Bag of cheesy chips should root out the tougher ones.

I'm sure he'll get a hearty welcome.. Something not a million miles from " Cat Funt, Uck Foff!" The brass fuckin neck of the bloke has to be admired I suppose.

If you see the video of what he actually said it's even less likely it was an insult. Just him grabbing hold of any old excuse basically. Agreed there Fopper Well me.. never thought would happen

Either; Nolan and Lovenkrands get injured within 1st 20 mins , leading to a team wide collapse and we get embarrassed in front of the nation OR; The lads finally realise what it's all about and, inspired by the rejuvenated Nolan, we smash the bottom feeding fuckers into the dirt where they belong. more likely dull as fuck 1-1

Paid for 72 hrs of kecks wear.. I've been missing a trick for years

Cheers. thought it must be

'Scuse my ignorance, I've really not been arsed lately, but is the game on tv? I'm assuming it is being moved to Sunday

Saggy ones, tho but?

Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. sounds like a fanny on to me.

There's a joke in there somewhere. Dressing up. Rings. I'll leave it there. no need - hear them all all ready................... It's that or the full Maori moko Bit tongue always pleases the Goilz

Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear

Sounds about right. saw him a few times and he was always mashed- when he was good he was sublime, when he was bad.....

Somewhere in Suffolk. He never went. West of Northampton- Did the good folk of Harpole know that Abdul was their Lord & Master, I wonder? I think it's a manor house and estate outside Ipswich rather than anything to do with the town of the same name. Either way, I don't think the locals were too chuffed when he first bought the title, but who listens to people from Suffolk anyway? I stand happily corrected - probably peeved he didn't send 'em any free curry.... or peeved cos he did?

Charles N'Zogbia, mixed up? Hazelrig's Bacon

Somewhere in Suffolk. He never went. West of Northampton- Did the good folk of Harpole know that Abdul was their Lord & Master, I wonder?

It feckin is though, or is it just me?

Hire a camper van . Have to find someone to park it for you mind,being a woman and that

Given/Rooney bastard child? I'll get me coat

If he sits on his arse in the centre circle for 90 mins he'll have that.

Aye, but I think he was born in France with Sengalese parent(s). "Je ne sais pas-ces Senegalais vien ici, ils se prendre nos travails, ils prendre nos femmes, ils prendre nos maisons...... les cheeky bastards" dit French Stevie Writing exclusively for Le Mail Quotidienne Le Soliel tbh

I thought that I would be able to fashion something but alas no... Harper Steve Watson - Stevie Taylor - Chris Armstrong Cheryl Cole - Carrick Andy Carroll - I bet Cheryl Curl has a few 'assists' to her name. Canny dribbler like

Aye, but I think he was born in France with Sengalese parent(s). "Je ne sais pas-ces Senegalais vien ici, ils se prendre nos travails, ils prendre nos femmes, ils prendre nos maisons...... les cheeky bastards" dit French Stevie