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    Airport security stopped me as I was about to board a flight and said ” I’m sorry sir, you can’t take that crow on board with you.” I said “ It’s fine, it’s my carrion crow”. Get fucked.
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    This is great, I’m all for helping the disableds too.
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    Are we sure the seagull wasn’t just being a bit flirty with him? There’s history …
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    The bloke who invented autocorrect died last week. The funnel will be held tomato
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    Those keks do nowt for her grandad-arse mind
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    You can get all the details when Netflix releases the movie next year.
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    My mate is a professor emeritus of psychology at Oxford and he says “just nuke the fucking shithole” True story marras.
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    I mean, what with all the booze and porns and fags* and drugs you’ll be doing well to find your own arse, so go easy on yourself there, buckaroo. * fags=cigarettes over here.
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    I’d imagine if they don’t make it, the families will get the money back… … unless he has the receipt on him.
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    For sale- 1 Standup Paddleboard 1 Wetsuit XXXL 1 Sofa ( slightly soiled) 15 Metector sticks
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    Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65953872 Yikes.
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    Tragic doesn’t even begin to cover it
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    It’s pretty much bullshit that chart mind. ASM ( in two weeks of the season he’s fit),comes on in the last 15 mins, touches the ball three times, crossing it each time… fucking superstar. Foden plays a full 90 for 38 games, getting touches every two minutes … “Less efficient”
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    Graeme Souness: Football legend swims Channel for £1m fundraiser https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-65944866 Fair play to the grumpy old cunt
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    See Isegrim’s post above
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    She’s not even outside.
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    And now Pob, sensing an upcoming leadership challenge, paints himself as a “decent bloke” https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65941549 Time for a revolution, with medieval weapons.
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    As enraging as that is, you’d also be looking to swerve out of it within seconds if you were there. Was the ginger jumper tit dancing or practicing his ninjitsu?
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    Kids are such creative fucking idiots
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    https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-players-with-england-potential.1609656/ What fucking planet are they on, man?
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