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  1. Monkeys Fist
    It seems the step son of one of the billionaires on board went to a Blink 182 concert whilst the search was going on. 1- Who knew they were still gigging? 2- I hope they played this …
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    Keep up!
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    I’m absolutely crushed by the news tbh. CRUSHED
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    Aston Villa Supporters' Trust 'highly disappointed' over online betting firm sponsorship deal https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65985268 I’m guessing that obviously all Villa fans will now stop supporting their Beige club because they clearly had a say in this.
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    Tough game- it’ll be like Crewe’s cup final.
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    Gloomed YP
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    Victims won’t hear me coming in this leccy beast.
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    Great smack though.
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    I am totally, unashamedly saving this for future use.
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    Blyth instead of Seaton Sluice- aye, devastating
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    Is it too late to say he’s sorry? Could he get it together again?
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    They’re fucked if Kate got there first- bitch needs the space.
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    It’s also bit rich coming a garlic fiend.
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    Wowser!!! (also, I’d rather grate my bellend and pickle the shreds than watch cricket, never mind talk about it )
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    Still not dead…
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    You’ll be surprised to hear things have turned out as expected Doune the Rabbit Hole music festival cancelled after union boycott https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-65976470
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    There was a lot of bottom action in that, if I recall, not much of it consensual either. Shame Kate wasn’t in it , tbh.
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    Also, since the lads are still not dead ( officially), the film Sirens is based on the life of Norman Lindsay and was filmed at his gaff. His wiki page above just introduced me to my two new favourite words- Larrikin and Wowserism
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    I was convinced that Ms. Winslet had whipped them out with Elle MacPherson in some film set in Oz where they ran about in the nip, mostly. Looked it up- Sirens. Kate wasn’t in it. I had to watch various clips, and check a few pages of google images to be sure, but aye, I was wrong, I’d still recommend doing your own “research” on it mind, if for no other reason than to pass the time until we hear these rich fuckers are an archaeological mystery of the future.
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    “Paiynt us like one of ya forrin tarts, marra”
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    This is your approach for the sister-in-law threesome tbh. Chuck in a pack of Gauloise and hop on.
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    CT’s Mrs. went electric about 30years ago.
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    They’re all Plan A
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Similar incidents have been reported in Sunderland, including a particularly prolific feathered offender which preyed on Wearsiders' lunches in the Crowtree Road area. “You don’t want conflict between you and seagulls, which will happen if nothing is done”. Sounds like the Seagull Casuals might be facing an off with their mackem counterparts.
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