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Monkeys Fist

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  1. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/phillipsy.1609673/
  2. Well, I was looking forward to revisiting some of my favourite songs by them. Shot in the Back Chocolate Box Too Much Drop the Boy to name just a few. Disappointed
  3. Watch episode 1 of the new Black Mirror. You’ll love it.
  4. I’d be painting my windows white and putting the sleeping bags in the cupboard under the stairs if that happened- I reckon we’d be in the Fewmout zone at least, if not the direct blast.
  5. Wharra bewt Wor Paolo, Marra? FTM, fewm, shit outside etc
  6. It’s also how stoned villa fans say they’re hungry.
  7. I’m off this weekend so I’ll be making time to study the remarkable “acting” talents of Salma in the new Black Mirror. Without spoiling it, I expect True Geordie to be watching with his pants round his ankles as she delivers the line ”Doesn't my asshole have any rights?” What a time to be alive.
  8. It’s happened- no destruction, no video. I am disappoint. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65926381
  9. I tried watching The Mindy Project last week and ended up losing 3 days to the resultant hangover.
  10. In his case though 1- He’s not a billionaire 2- He inherited it all. 3- He is a cunt, though.
  11. When Charlie Sheen is ragging you, you know the games up.
  12. For me it’s not so much a matter of control as saying to myself, after a couple of drinks, do I need another? More often than not, the answer is “no, you’ve had enough to enjoy it.” I was very much, like you said earlier, of the attitude that if a bottle of wine was opened, the cork went in the bin Now, a couple of glasses and enjoy the buzz. Contrary to what most have said on here, I found the lockdown was a great help in cutting right down. Spending so much time with the family I couldn’t be getting befuddled all the time, All that being said, cooking a Sunday lunch I can still turn in to Keith Floyd and cane a bottle or two, but even then I stop before the messiness kicks in.
  13. In other news, proven pathological liar lies to his own supporters.
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