Monkeys Fist

Wykikied YP

Is this a new one? Did the Collie go the way of the budgies? Does it know it’s on borrowed time?

“ Dad, why do you call me KDP?” ” Kesthwick Dog Park, thon, Kesthwick Dog Park.”

Mrs. CT. “ No more kids ! Me fanny’s like Alum Pot, man! Take this bleeping stick and fuck off to dig spoons up or something!”

You could offer me a drink in a Baccarat Crystal goblet, but if you’ve just taken a fucking shit in it, I’ll have my brew in a grey Death Star mug, thanks.

That’s quite the age-gap. Did the tv break or something?

Sarah Beeny: TV presenter given all-clear following breast cancer treatment https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65276548

Compared to sunderland, it’s miles ahead.

Reported

FYP FTM

Does he have an opinion on retractable dog leads?

Terrible shame, that mind.

Helps get some good head on the beer too.

Lovely with a duck pizza.

The dog is meant to come to you, as opposed to…

Dutty wasteman.

Indeed

Tim Westwood interviewed under caution for noncery. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65254814 The most surprising part of the article is that he’s now a pensioner. edit; I wonder if he’ll try the “i I just grabbed the first convenient thing to hand." defence?

If it was based on Gross capacity, shirley the SOS should’ve been first on the list- they’re minging.

Spammed YP

I could see it from the North Pole in Leeds.