Monkeys Fist

Sorry to hear that HMHM, as the lads have said, you’re doing everything a mate could want. On a lighter note, I smashed my test. Drive was like a well lubed piston, slipping in to gaps with no trouble ( even got cut up by a cunt in a Beemer ). They gave me a Romanian hooker to despatch, and they’re notoriously feisty, but I recited Wearside Jack as I finished her off which I think sealed the deal. Happy Christmas to me

Got my HGV test at 2pm- going out for pre-test drive now. Mildly shiting it.

Mangina.

I think in Dave’s case, the baseball cap is for the best…

Don’t tell Renton what he’s got, ffs.

Is it Walkergate Metro?

In the name of sanity, here be titties.

Who’s going to tell him?

You’re on a list now.

When did Kyle MacLachlan take over at Brentford?

Apparently I failed my test.

Confirmed

Hang on- the Chicken Nonce was in Palmersville Aldi?

Fat Ronaldo and his Mrs. must’ve got lost…

2-1.

The problem is, Fish, even the “reasonable” mackems are still, well, mackems. It’s inescapable.

Oddly, Mrs.F. bought me a stick deodorant last week- I read the label and it said ” Remove cap and push up bottom”. I could barely walk in to the A&E.

88yr old man causes hospital evacuation by arriving with a WW1 shell stuck up his nethers.

Looks really familiar but I can’t quite place it…

I was all for spaffing the lot on OnlyFans, tbh, but this’ll do as a distant second choice