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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Jenas- “ Counter - press” Fuck off
  2. Is this the daft twat that built the castle ?
  3. Given the album title, wouldn’t that be going sloppy seconds on the Coming of The Lord?
  4. It’s , L-R, Brendan Fraser, the bloke that played Buffalo Bill, Hank Marvin.
  5. What’s a bear hammer, and how do the big hairy fuckers hold them without a thumb?
  6. Aye, my lad follows some absolute bell-ends, the amount of “guys” would send HMHM into a fatal tailspin. It’s like a sketch show without the punchlines.
  7. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/nov/23/revealed-tory-peer-michelle-mone-secretly-received-29m-from-vip-lane-ppe-firm
  8. If Maguire lives to be in his 80s he’ll just be a huge nose and a pair of massive, hairy ears.
  9. Is this a Yorkshire term for baby gravy?
  10. Not saying the Farmers was a drug den, but if you lick this photo you won’t sleep for a week
  11. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea building a castle on a motorway bridge?
  12. Aye, I know- at that distance Southgate’s nose would’ve already made contact with the Tower.
  13. Aye, all bids to submitted, in person, to the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul.
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