Monkeys Fist

I’ll say so …

Malfoy’s time to shine?

Is this where they squirm around in the nip, squeaking like fucking mice as they fingerblast themselves to a yeast infection?

Did you stand up to wipe though?

Aye, 6-1 to us.

No apology?

Fished YP

It’s never been the same since Remie Streete got the Spanish archer.

He thinks we don’t like him because of a couple of comments ? Bless.

I’m parked up near Morpeth and I just heard a massive “ Beeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww” floating up from the south.

Taxi-queued YP

Aye- work/life balance in this country is horrendously skewed now.

Just nick a wheelchair, get on the lash from now until Monday, then start the antibiotics. Happy Easter

I think this, hope they’re not wrong tbh. Brexit really has fucked everything, hasn’t it?

Nah, just slung it in the sink whilst nature took its course.

Best way, you find some absolute gems that way. If you’re heading through the Verdon on the way, Moustiers Saint Marie is a lovely little place right at the mouth of the gorges.

👍 No then Have you got a destination in mind or is it a hit and hope trip?

It’ll come as no surprise that this is obviously aimed at the Red Wall cunts ( you know, the “traditional” racist, homophobic, ignorant fucks), who switched sides and voted Johnson in. Personally, I’d be tempted to say, “ You’ve shit in your beds, now choke on it”, but Starmer either thinks or has been told that it’s worth getting them back. Given the free rein the Tories have had pissing about with redrawing constituencies in their favour, it wouldn’t surprise me that Labour feel the need to put some effort in to winning back at least some of these seats. Or maybe they just want to see the likes of Gullis fucked off out of it on election night?

Yes. Joelinton will also resolve the invasion of Ukraine and Jacob Murphy is formulating a global response to the climate crisis, in between coaching the squad on prime shithousing techniques.